Josh Shellman

I love Canadian football and NC State. I highly recommend you try the former. The latter, not so much.

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Bird looks like Christopher Walken in The Dead Zone

[Cameron Wolfe @CameronWolfe]

Ravens alternate Purple Rising helmet 🔥🔥

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*removes hat, places hand over heart*

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Mimi Collins is here sitting right behind the team bench, but I'm not sure I'm emotionally prepared to see her in the stands instead of on the court.

[Josh Shellman @joshellman]

Everyone else seems stressed out, but the vibes over here are immaculate tonight.

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@lebrownlow Will you accept a MadTV? https://t.co/sOjJS8UjhP

[Randall Munroe @xkcd]

Probabilistic Uncertainty https://t.co/F45FkGpOft

[Mike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr]

that’s Dean in the corner
that’s Dean in the spotlight
Ruling on collisions

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@lebrownlow League lumped them with the Bay Area schools in both for scheduling, and that turns out to be a big advantage in both sports.

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Used my preseason MBB model to project how much each ACC team will benefit from their conference schedule strength vs if they played an evenly balanced schedule. Bottom of the table warms my heart.

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@HeelsboroDave You and Wake at the bottom because you both have to play the defending champs twice. Tough break.

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Don't ever believe that winning is only fun if you're in a championship race. That was a blast.

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Since 2021, State is 13-3 in the ACC after the state fair leaves town. Fried Oreos are performance enhancers.

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@d_johnson13 Literally gotten more work than Noonkester today

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Radio crew is very worried about Ripken potentially getting fatigued.

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KC is too hyped for basketball season.

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PAT makes it the most points scored in an ACC game in the Doeren Era, and there are 20 minutes left.

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@akulawolf Same initials as the greatest towel-snatcher in school history.

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Defense playing like they want to help CJ finish 35-40 passing for 500 yds.

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Apologies to Stanford for calling them the worst team in the ACC. I forgot UNC and FSU aren't Big 10 schools yet.

[Josh Shellman @joshellman]

2 years ago vs BC, State had a freshman QB (who was only starting due to injury) lead 2 quick TD drives, then we went super-conservative for 3 quarters and lost to the worst team in the ACC at home.

I think Dave's smart enough to know that can't happen again.