Josh

[lezboy @mygenderisblack]

Here’s a tik tok inspired by the tweets on my TL, clearly it needed to be said

[Ozzy Osbourne @OzzyOsbourne]

Let’s Go @StLouisBlues!
#StanleyCup

[CoRy bRaNaN @Corybranan]

Just saw commercial for some fucking show called “god friended me” where apparently god fucking friends people on the internet. We deserve whatever happens to us as a people.

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

It’s the weekend. Time to party. Sure, you probably don’t NEED to start snorting lines of dirty speed all alone this early, but it’s not like you’re doing anything else or like anyone will care if you die.

Eat Arby’s

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

This Mother’s Day, bring your mom some Arby’s so she can gaze upon the huge disappointment she destroyed her vagina and traded her dreams in for.

Eat Arby’s

[Karl Welzein @DadBoner]

Bill Cosby is really gonna hate all the saggy pants and bad language in prison, you guys.

[Karl Welzein @DadBoner]

BILL COSBY: Pull up your pants, young man!
OTHER PRISONER: F*ck you, you old rapist f*ckin' bitch!
(Stab stab stab)
BILL COSBY: You stabbed me in the zerrbit! I'm bleedin' the pudding obee-kaybee!

[Red @SurvivingGrady]

Joe Kelly saying "let's go" is my new spirit animal

[BucciOT.Com @Buccigross]

Geneva Convention violation. The Queen of North Danglekota. #USAvsCAN https://t.co/6nx75MuN8b

[PuckHogs @PuckHogsSTL]

Hogs win a 7-0 goal fest @josherni, Jacobi (2), @djcoombes, @scott_da_goalie, @jwelborn523, @mgriffin29

[The A.V. Club @TheAVClub]

Here’s 45 minutes of Nick Offerman drinking whisky in front of a fire https://t.co/6f1ViZlnjo

[Onion Sports Network @OnionSports]

Greg Hardy Assures Tony Romo He’s Seen Ex-Girlfriends Come Back From Far Worse Injuries https://t.co/zVGHoS1N5G

[Karl Welzein @DadBoner]

Lions Bears is like watching two mentally challenged kids beat each other up. Nobody wins, you guys.

[PuckHogs @PuckHogsSTL]

Hogs win 5-0. Goals by @mgriffin29 (2), @scott_da_goalie @josherni @bengathard A whole lot of this was happening, too

[Deadspin @Deadspin]

VIDEO: Gator mercifully chews idiot golfer's arm instead of devouring him. http://t.co/kNHILZ63QQ

[Josh @josherni]

@jwelborn523 that's absurd. She's super hot.

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

You probably won't die tonight, but if you do, who cares? Arbys: fuck you

[PuckHogs @PuckHogsSTL]

@Pfister37 was phenomenal in the shoot out with 8 saves. Game winner by @jwelborn523 was lone shoot out goal.