Josh

What you bake has to be worth the calories - Prue Leith

[Josh @joshfowler36]

Is citizens united “deeply rooted” in history?

[Josh @joshfowler36]

“How bad can I possibly be?”

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Nation Can’t Believe They Spent So Long Overlooking Obvious Solution Of mRNA Instructions For Spike Protein Encapsulated In Lipid Nanoparticle https://t.co/SLm1MzB1r3

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Media Condemns Biden For Baseless Claim That Nation Will Come Together Once Election Over https://t.co/dBpkIW9AjJ

[Josh @joshfowler36]

@problemaddic Masks were partisan. This shouldn’t be surprising

[The Onion @TheOnion]

CNN Seamstresses Frantically Updating Results On Electoral Map Quilt https://t.co/wqarih0zQW

[Josh @joshfowler36]

Texas News Channel will be doing a live show tonight covering the election. https://t.co/uFSuLlB7ma

[Josh @joshfowler36]

After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private house where we could pretend things were normal for a brief moment in time.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

CNN Under Fire For Failing To Disclose Pro-Iran War Panelist Actually Raytheon DeepStrike Missile https://t.co/2PTM4ONpJR

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Kristen Welker Mutes Candidates So Celebrity Chef Curtis Stone Can Demonstrate How To Make Perfect 15-Minute Fajitas https://t.co/Ltv2kYUvdN #Debates2020

[Josh @joshfowler36]

“You can’t mute me!”

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Grizzled Trump Throws Off Poncho To Reveal Bandolier Of Microphones https://t.co/5PJVQKFnuF #Debates2020

[DPRK News Service @DPRK_News]

Western cultural institution known as “Walk of Shame,” previously thought to occur only between midnight and 6am, can take place during daylight hours, latest data show.

[Eric Feigl-Ding @DrEricDing]

OMG! Who did this?!?! Best 2 minutes of your day, week, month, maybe year.

#WearAMask #SleepingBeauty #COVID19 #Masks #MasksSaveLives

[Josh @joshfowler36]

Fighting COVID in Texas

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Texas Governor Issues Order Limiting Absentee Voting To One Ballot Per County https://t.co/BPQHI3ygQN

[Kyle Woods @_kywo]

“I just couldn’t stand by and listen to his lies any longer.”

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Trump Supporters Fighting Over Used Tissues President Tossed From SUV https://t.co/ovZu9nq7bk

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Jaime Harrison has plexiglass between himself and Lindsey Graham at tonight’s debate.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Desperate CDC Now Just Claiming Wearing A Mask Will Make You Rich And Famous Beyond Wildest Dreams https://t.co/SSBAfkww5f

[The Daily Texan @thedailytexan]

Need to find a community at UT? Try the University Minecraft server.

https://t.co/zUE5wwqywf