Josh G

Make stuff, buy stuff, use stuff, look at stuff... I do it all.

[Josh G @joshgemmell]

I was curious to know what the Subway beans and corn salad was like. I am no longer curious. At least now my curiosity is satisfied.

[Josh G @joshgemmell]

"Sometimes I don't almost have no problem." Sometimes it takes a bit of time and effort to parse my wife's English. I'm still working on this one.

[Josh G @joshgemmell]

Suspension of disbelief is a funny thing. Mermaid? Sure. Mermaid eating dairy? No way.

[Josh G @joshgemmell]

Is it any comfort to think that in our soon-to-be AI world of unverifiable truth that the bad actors lying to us to gain power will probably also be unknowingly living in a world that doesn't actually exist?

[Josh G @joshgemmell]

There are three emergency vehicles at the Starbucks I'm sitting in with their lights flashing and I have no idea why. That feels like it's a metaphor for something but I feel too indifferent to work out what it is.

[Josh G @joshgemmell]

I also made a Sven diagram.

[Josh G @joshgemmell]

A while back I made a Venn diagram that I thought could be useful in many, many circumstances. Here it is, in case someone needs it. #Venndiagrams #you

[Josh G @joshgemmell]

Awesome movie concept: The Piscopope! Through a series of crazy mix-ups, Joe Piscopo becomes the Pope

But here's the real zinger: it's not a comedy!

[Josh G @joshgemmell]

Oh, @TELUS your salespeople are truly exceptional. They made "your bill won't change" sound believable! It only went up by more than double. That's not much of a change, I guess. Two is a small number.

(Ninety is not.)

[Josh G @joshgemmell]

I keep hearing that this bread is really healthy and I have to admit it's a relief that it's Ezekiel 4:9 and not 23:20.

[Josh G @joshgemmell]

You know what they say about the size of a man's sign... .#CanadaElection2025 #mapleridge

[Josh G @joshgemmell]

Is there some kind of exercise or meditation I need to do to be able to convince myself this fat-free yogurt doesn't taste awful?

[Josh G @joshgemmell]

So many women with OnlyFans pages really like my photos on Instagram. Why doesn't that make me feel special?

[Josh G @joshgemmell]

I've only just discovered that Beck is singing Spanish, "soy el perdedor" in the chorus of Loser. All these years I thought he was saying "soiled from head to toe."

I like my version better.

[Josh G @joshgemmell]

Sometimes I suspect that the Thomas Haney sign uses a random number generator instead of a thermometer. #thomashaney #mapleridge

[Josh G @joshgemmell]

In a fascinating inversion of the classic boob-related wardrobe malfunction (see: Janet Jackson*) here is a wardrobe-related boob malfunction.

* A little too much Janet Jackson was seen, apparently.

[Josh G @joshgemmell]

What's up with parking spot zero in the Walmart app? Is that for when some bozo ends up in the shrubberies next to the real parking spots? #walmart #walmartapp

[Josh G @joshgemmell]

Wait. What are we doing with canoe paddles?

[Josh G @joshgemmell]

Expecting to see some well-fed leopards this spring.

[Josh G @joshgemmell]

If you're the host of a news radio show you should probably know how to say the word nuclear. #cknw #cknw980