Is it any comfort to think that in our soon-to-be AI world of unverifiable truth that the bad actors lying to us to gain power will probably also be unknowingly living in a world that doesn't actually exist?
There are three emergency vehicles at the Starbucks I'm sitting in with their lights flashing and I have no idea why. That feels like it's a metaphor for something but I feel too indifferent to work out what it is.
Oh, @TELUS your salespeople are truly exceptional. They made "your bill won't change" sound believable! It only went up by more than double. That's not much of a change, I guess. Two is a small number.
(Ninety is not.)
I've only just discovered that Beck is singing Spanish, "soy el perdedor" in the chorus of Loser. All these years I thought he was saying "soiled from head to toe."
I like my version better.
In a fascinating inversion of the classic boob-related wardrobe malfunction (see: Janet Jackson*) here is a wardrobe-related boob malfunction.
* A little too much Janet Jackson was seen, apparently.
What's up with parking spot zero in the Walmart app? Is that for when some bozo ends up in the shrubberies next to the real parking spots? #walmart#walmartapp