Josh Heady

[Josh Heady @joshheady]

A real big one

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I need a steak.

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Only play beanboozled if you want to throw up

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The long, fake fingernails are not attractive. It's actually yucky

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And the phasers

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Burn all of the flangers

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The best thing though is seeing someone in a car wash while it's raining

[Josh Heady @joshheady]

Does Häagen-Dazs deliver

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Because he's probably singing

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Sometimes, out loud, I'll say "shut up Axl Rose"

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Enter to win this Ultimate Home Recording Rig from http://t.co/WbsRLqG0qJ via http://t.co/ljWYh2OeZg

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Who knew LeBron was a soccer player. Good slide tackle. You HAVE to bribe a ref to get away with that one.

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Welcome back AP! #skolvikings

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Stepphhhhhh

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How does one even like Dellevedova?

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There are few things more beautiful than Lebron flopping and it not getting called 👌🏻🙌🏻

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Not pulling for Houston, but MAN did Josh Smith blow that game.

[Josh Heady @joshheady]

I shall never misuse Rex Kwon Do.
I shall become a champion of freedom and justice.

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And by that I mean the traffic.

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I hate Charlotte.