Josh Horton

I love incorectly spelled words.

[Josh Horton @joshhorton32]

Being right is just 90% confidence.

[Josh Horton @joshhorton32]

@HubieTalksHoops Rockets Legend: Luis Scola

[jeff @DedicationHoops]

just got my blood test results back and they said i have nothing but love for amen thompson flowing through my veins

[NBA @NBA]

Alpy TOOK OVER in Q4 🔥

🚀 29 PTS (14 in 4Q, game-high)
🚀 7 REB
🚀 7 AST

The Rockets secure the victory in a thriller over the Spurs in Austin!

[Josh Horton @joshhorton32]

@AdamSchefter Surprised it took this long.

[Josh Horton @joshhorton32]

@AdamSchefter Amazon needs him to replace Herbie like yesterday.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

49ers WR Mike Evans has a hip injury and is questionable to return today.

[Josh Horton @joshhorton32]

@AdamSchefter @RapSheet Shit.

[Judge E. Smails II @JudgeofCShack]

Can we just get five or ten years of political silence. Just keep roads paved, taxes low, no wars, and shut the fuck up.

[Josh Horton @joshhorton32]

@A_coldWu @rBillSimmonsPod When?

[Josh Horton @joshhorton32]

@ShamsCharania Where do I send my application?

[Justin @KramericaIntern]

Despite the commercials, no one in history has ever mistaken a Digiorno pizza for delivery

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

I’ve never seen anything more accurate in my life

[CogginToboggan @CogginToboggan]

Odysseus: Where is my crew?

Circe:

[Josh Horton @joshhorton32]

@CoachDanCasey Challenge level: IMPOSSIBLE!

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

why is there never an outbreak of something nice

[Josh Horton @joshhorton32]

@ShamsCharania

[Josh Horton @joshhorton32]

@ShamsCharania Lakers to Bronny

[𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓽 ✈️ @mldiffley]

Here’s how I would fix soccer:

1. No goalies. Let’s have a high scoring game

2. Too many guys on the field. Make it 5v5

3. Shrink the goals, put them 10 feet in the air

4. Shrink the field

5. Play on hardwood, not grass

6. You can use your hands

7. Goals are worth 2 points

[Josh Horton @joshhorton32]

@FIVESTARINVEGAS In a league with the Sacramento Kings, I think we’re doing just fine.