Joshin Das

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[Wg Cdr Anuma Acharya (Retd) @AnumaVidisha]

दूध का कारोबार करने वाले भाई ने नितिन गड़करी से प्रभावित होकर M 20 दूध लाने का सोचा है - 20% मिनरल वाटर युक्त दूध 😂😂

यदि आप M-20 और M-80 को उसी रूप में रखना चाहते हैं, तो परिष्कृत पाठ इस प्रकार होगा:

आगे चलकर M-20 दूध को एक साल के भीतर हम M-80 दूध भी देने लगेंगे, यानि 80 प्रतिशत मिनरल वाटर युक्त दूध, इसके कई चमत्कारिक फायदे हैं और ये जेब पर भी काफी हल्का होगा, लगभग 20 रुपये लीटर 😆

[Joshin Das @joshindas]

@priyanka2bharti IT IS NEHRU JACKET. The Nehru jacket first came into the market and gained popularity in the 1940s and 1950s in India.

The jacket then entered the global market in the mid-1960s, becoming a massive fashion trend in Europe and America.

[Joshin Das @joshindas]

@Ram_Guha @ShashiTharoor Lets think another way,

1. How much money & time will you need Mr.Guha, to destroy TMC?
2. How much money & time will you need Mr.Guha, to destroy JDU?
3. How much money & time will you need Mr.Guha, to destroy TRS?

Were they able to do that with INC?

[Joshin Das @joshindas]

#HimachalPradesh, #Dharamshala #Earthquake Experienced

[Joshin Das @joshindas]

@aramco Impressive performance! #OligoQHSE

[Joshin Das @joshindas]

@RoshanKrRaii Best one!

[Joshin Das @joshindas]

@Vtxt21 Best one!

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

आवारागिरी, लंपटई, कामचोरी और निठल्लेपन की भी अपनी एक कीमत होती है। आज से 20-25 साल पहले इस तरह के जो लोग मोहल्लों में खाकी कच्छा पहने डंडा लेकर इधर-उधर डोलते रहते थे। लोग जिनको हीन दृष्टि से देखते थे, अपने बच्चों को उनसे दूर रहने की सलाह देते थे। वो आज राज्यसभा जा रहे हैं, बोर्ड के चेयरमैन हो रहे हैं, विश्विद्यालयों के कुलपति बन रहे हैं।

काम कुछ भी करो, बस लगे रहना चाहिए। 🙏

[Dr Nimo Yadav 2.0 @DrNimoYadav]

Let me put it simple

There are four voting blocks in India
▪️Chutiya (40%)
▪️first time voter (20%)
▪️Samajhdaar (15% - 20%)
▪️Development (20% - 25%)

Any party wants to form govt needs the support of at least two groups

Currently Chutiya is with BJP - 40%
Samajhdaar, Development with opposition - 40%

That puts First time voter automatically in King Maker situation

[Joshin Das @joshindas]

@dhruv_rathee Boycotting election will make opposition parties disappear from public sphere, mainstream media, and spin doctors will utilize to their advantage.

Come back after boycott will be much harder...😧 🔵🟣⚫️

[Joshin Das @joshindas]

@Amockx2022 1 Lac for every MSME operating in Telangana 🤔

[Fiza 🇮🇳 @hoorsheikh_fiza]

Why cow is Mata?

🐄A cow gives milk for her calf — not for you.

🍼A 1–2 month old calf drinks 6–8 liters of milk every day.

🥛After giving birth, milk peaks around 40–60 days, avg 6–12 liters/day.

Before the next birth, she goes through a “dry period” of 2 months — no milk

[Joshin Das @joshindas]

@SupriyaShrinate #SaniaMirza , #SRK, #mayusufali Lulu Mall owner, #MPAhammed - Malabar Gold & Diamonds, #FahadFazil, #ZakirKhan, #LuckyAli, ....

[Joshin Das @joshindas]

@SupriyaShrinate #IrfanRazack is an Indian billionaire entrepreneur from Bangalore. He is the Chairman and MD of #Prestige Group, reputed property developers in India.

#APJAbdulKalam was an Indian aerospace scientist and served as the president of India.

#Mammootty - National Award, Superstar

[Joshin Das @joshindas]

@srinivasiyc Hydrogen Bomb?

Mahadevpura -> Shiva
Rahul Gandhi -> Shiva Follower
Next in pattern will be....

Kashi (Varanasi) 🫤⚫️🔵🟣

[Joshin Das @joshindas]

@ms_medusssa Hydrogen Bomb?

Mahadevpura -> Shiva
Rahul Gandhi -> Shiva Follower
Next in pattern will be....

Kashi (Varanasi) 🫤⚫️🔵🟣

[Joshin Das @joshindas]

@ms_medusssa Hydrogen Bomb?

Mahadevpura -> Shiva
Rahul Gandhi -> Shiva Follower
Next in pattern will be....

Kashi (Varanasi) 🫤⚫️🔵🟣

[Joshin Das @joshindas]

@SupriyaShrinate Hydrogen Bomb?

Mahadevpura -> Shiva
Rahul Gandhi -> Shiva Follower
Next in pattern will be....

Kashi (Varanasi) 🫤⚫️🔵🟣

[Joshin Das @joshindas]

@1vinci6le If some one can check total number of words spoken... Might be he repeated sentences, paused longer to extend speech duration, so they can brag in social media... 🤔 🔴🔵⚪️

[Joshin Das @joshindas]

@1vinci6le First I saw only one 😜 🔴🟣⚫️