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[𝚓𝚘𝚜𝚑 𝚓𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚊𝚗 @joshj0rdan]

i think 2024 will be the end of me tweetin 😂👀

[𝚓𝚘𝚜𝚑 𝚓𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚊𝚗 @joshj0rdan]

imma say it ..

blow up halloween decorations are 🗑️

[𝚓𝚘𝚜𝚑 𝚓𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚊𝚗 @joshj0rdan]

friendly reminder to use garlic powder not garlic salt.. you can’t control the salt if you’re adding a bunch of garlic.. but you can always salt later with actual salt .

[𝚓𝚘𝚜𝚑 𝚓𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚊𝚗 @joshj0rdan]

i eat asian food probably 4 out of 7 days 🥢

[𝚓𝚘𝚜𝚑 𝚓𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚊𝚗 @joshj0rdan]

the starbucks burrito with their sweet sriracha is chefs kiss

[𝚓𝚘𝚜𝚑 𝚓𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚊𝚗 @joshj0rdan]

the shirts that say what grade your kid in… is a no for me. maybe that’s why i’m not a parent 😊🥲🙃

[𝚓𝚘𝚜𝚑 𝚓𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚊𝚗 @joshj0rdan]

the weekends don’t weekend like they used to.

[𝚓𝚘𝚜𝚑 𝚓𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚊𝚗 @joshj0rdan]

my problem is i want to book another vacation before i even go on the one that’s booked.

[𝚓𝚘𝚜𝚑 𝚓𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚊𝚗 @joshj0rdan]

@notkaitilee pppppreciate ya fa life

[𝚓𝚘𝚜𝚑 𝚓𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚊𝚗 @joshj0rdan]

i wish big foreheads would become trendy.

[𝚓𝚘𝚜𝚑 𝚓𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚊𝚗 @joshj0rdan]

“i wouldn’t go to a taylor swift concert if it was free”

KEWWWWWWWL. man you must be so KEWL.

[𝚓𝚘𝚜𝚑 𝚓𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚊𝚗 @joshj0rdan]

i can’t imagine making multiple facebook statuses a day— but you do you i guess.

[𝚓𝚘𝚜𝚑 𝚓𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚊𝚗 @joshj0rdan]

i’ve been checking the “countdown” til vacation everyday for like 2 months .. but now i don’t wanna check bc i wanna be surprised.. but also don’t wanna be too surprised and forget?! lolol my brain, i tell you whaaaaaaat 🙃

[𝚓𝚘𝚜𝚑 𝚓𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚊𝚗 @joshj0rdan]

hate ppl who litter

[𝚓𝚘𝚜𝚑 𝚓𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚊𝚗 @joshj0rdan]

almost asleep & keep smelling burnt toast.. thinking to myself “this is it, i’m having a bedtime stroke” ..

Nope just my charger melting green liquid almost catching on fire 😅🫣🫶🏽

[𝚓𝚘𝚜𝚑 𝚓𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚊𝚗 @joshj0rdan]

no offense to the derby type of people… but with my full heart i am so happy i’m not one of them 🐎

[𝚓𝚘𝚜𝚑 𝚓𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚊𝚗 @joshj0rdan]

@KarissaNeumann tbh i always forget .. like it’s fine i’m fine then the sun comes out and i’m like oh i wasn’t fine at all