Josh MacTarnaghan

“my Twitter is a trash can” -me (all the time) he/him

[Josh MacTarnaghan @joshjmact]

Found a PC today at a shop that would destroy in scrapyard wars @LinusTech

[Josh MacTarnaghan @joshjmact]

@ucancmysox @relientK That’s valid

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It’s the perfect time for @relientK to announce a MMHMM20/FANSD15 tour

[Josh MacTarnaghan @joshjmact]

@ucancmysox @relientK Dual album tour. MMHMM20 AND FANSD15

[Josh MacTarnaghan @joshjmact]

Today I remembered that my ex thought “can walk with 6 outstanding credits” meant she didn’t have to complete her last 6 credits so technically she never graduated

[Josh MacTarnaghan @joshjmact]

Nothing like passing the Walmart your ex got arrested in (exton PA) at 7:30 am on a road trip to cheer you up

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@ucancmysox @youaretreasured @angrytortilla Though if we are being technical, we are assuming he wrote the last line of heartache last. He may have written “Sandusky summertime is 45 minutes away” last for all we know

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@youaretreasured @ucancmysox @angrytortilla If it’s album enders, wouldn’t it be “come on, come on, come on”?

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@MyNameIsT0ri_ How

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You’re welcome

[Marsh @___Marsh__]

My twitter is just all rollercoaster stuff now but I’m not really mad about it

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@nick_iguess Dude that’s massive. Serious congrats

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@___Marsh__ Oh hunny… she didn’t mean first and second…

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@___Marsh__ I’ll tell you on the way home

[Josh MacTarnaghan @joshjmact]

Sometimes life slaps you around for 25 years and sometimes everything lines up to give you a huge laugh and a bucket of popcorn to watch something develop over the next few months

[Josh MacTarnaghan @joshjmact]

@SadieHawkinsPod @matthewhoopes Danny I still hate you for pointing that out to me. I can’t I hear it

[Josh MacTarnaghan @joshjmact]

@_Tacoholic me too noah, me too

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The fact that I annoyed @matthewhoopes to death in 2016 haunts me to this day tbh

[Josh MacTarnaghan @joshjmact]

@ttdupdatescp He said it at IAAPA too

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@matthewhoopes Which airport? I want to really judge this dude

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@matthewhoopes Why is this tagged as a hot take…