Joshua Harrison

Professional napper. I walk backwards for a living. Oh, and I point cameras.

[Joshua Harrison @joshjumps]

@laurenboebert Trust me, every time I see your name I realize what point of dystopian hell we are in.

[Joshua Harrison @joshjumps]

@DannyTarkanian @laurenboebert I’m pretty sure Boebert is the right wing version of SNL

[Joshua Harrison @joshjumps]

Oh you don’t like science fiction? I’m sorry we can’t be friends...#scifi #sciencefiction

[Joshua Harrison @joshjumps]

Hey @jerseymikes why are you running a special on three giant subs today(Super Bowl Sunday)? Are you encouraging gatherings in the middle of a pandemic? Maybe be a little more responsible? #jerseymikes

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@MichaelGoi Ahh nice! Back to David E. Kelley :)

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@wes_chu Raisins in cookies are the reason I have trust issues.

[Joshua Harrison @joshjumps]

@HimymCraig Parent of the year award for sure😂

[Joshua Harrison @joshjumps]

Hey @elonmusk is there a way to crowdsource ventilator parts from those of us who own #3Dprinters? I’ll happily use mine to make any parts needed for ventilators

[Joshua Harrison @joshjumps]

@DCHammy Hahaha amazing!

[Joshua Harrison @joshjumps]

@bobclendenin You have to admit though, they deserve each other

[Brinna Kelly @BrinnaKelly]

Take a ride with us tonight, into a new decade...🚕🚕🚕 May it be filled with love, hope, inspiration, and thrills!
#HappyNewYear #afaretoremember #SupportIndieFilm

[Joshua Harrison @joshjumps]

@bradmorris773 Will you pay for it too? My car could use a wash😛

[ManMadeMovies @ManMadeMovies]

Loving all the behind the scenes pics from @warcraftmovie that @ManMadeMoon is digging out? Just dug this out too!

RT to win a #Warcraft Blu-ray signed by Duncan himself.

Winner picked randomly at 23:59 GMT on New Years Eve

[Joshua Harrison @joshjumps]

@elonmusk Please do this in Los Angeles!!

[Bill & Ted 3 @BillandTed3]

Happy holidays, internet dudes!

[Joshua Harrison @joshjumps]

@GovMikeHuckabee @Benelli_USA So Huckabee heaven is just duck hell?

[Josh Marshall @joshtpm]

I’m going to reread the gospels to get a full grasp of Jesus’s teaching on counter punching and bringing the fight to your enemies.

[Joshua Harrison @joshjumps]

@mattgaetz Something tells me this tweet ain’t gonna age well

[Joshua Harrison @joshjumps]

@Second_Chef_Jon @Peter_Wehner @smerconish @CNN @CTmagazine Wow you know how to spell and use Wikipedia!!! Lol you literally just plagiarized that. Maybe if you’re gonna go word for word you should just link the page next time

https://t.co/LjUYzKrOux