Joshua Kreitzman

Joshua Kreitzman, Certified Public Accountant by day and NY Mets Dancing Fool by night. Yup, he can prep taxes and drop down the running man at the same time.

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@Materacky1 @MLB I think there should also be a rule that a player or pitcher has to play a minimum amount of regular season games to be eligible to play in postseason. This keeps teams from stashing players on the IL and having them emerge fresh in playoffs without playing during the season.

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@keithsalins_ I run an accounting firm. I want this. I can’t wait.

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@Thatjewiswild @ZvikaKlein You’d also have four CPAs and seven attorneys.

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@jeremyknauff The Expanse, Dark, Dark Matter, Falling Skies,

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@PatsyDiabetes There is no “innocent.” It’s guilty or not guilty. Justice is a short menu.

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@jo_alejocarz @LakeOntario16 @MarkJCarney

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@jo_alejocarz @LakeOntario16 @MarkJCarney New York here. Apple Maps says Lake Ontario. Google Maps says Lake America.

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@NetoIsKing Amazins. Bronx Bombers. Pinstripes. Lovable Losers. And that just NY.

Buccos, Red Birds, Beaners, The Fish, Giants technically is the nickname and the Gothams was the team name but it got switched.

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@CalmYourMitts Episode 1 I thought was a great set up. Actually watched it twice and the second time I noticed a lot of hints and Easter eggs they dropped in. It is created and written by Damon Lindelof who did Lost, Leftovers, Mrs Davis and Watchmen, so I’m totally in for the long haul.

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@NYIslanders This was my entry for the front.

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@vet_perry She agrees it was egregious and a flagrant foul. Ok so it was accidental. Watch the replay. Intended or not, could have seriously injured the other player. That’s why you were ejected.

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@CalmYourMitts Nice hair, you fucking loser. Piece of garbage human.

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@chonlikesplaid If you like this type of role for Robert Pattinson, see “Good Time.”

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@harnidhish My interpretation: because Odysseus used the faith of the Trojans and lied about the gift of the horse as a peace offering, it broke Zeus’ Law and human kind will be doomed to catastrophe from then on. The dawn will come and the song will be forgotten. And so we repeat mistakes.

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@inert_element54 Yes. It is.

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@edgarwright Savenger - Goose

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@SNY_Mets I have six reasons I can think of

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@SteveGelbs 50 in 5

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@Seilback Fell from the bridge. 51 years old. Father of two. Cant imagine how that would happen. There is a large barrier to prevent this. Also slightly disturbed the concert kept going. I mean, a guy died.

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@04ducats @TomAce736 @skoalyeah126 The main guys in Goose all went to Berkelee School of Music. These guys can play. They are really talented.