joshkopp

Golfer first. Humorist second. Entrepreneur with the rest.

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

@AdamSchefter We’re really watching greatness before our very eyes man 😭

[joshkopp @joshkopp]

Thank goodness. Now I’ll lose by 10 points instead of 25.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Cowboys Pro Bowl wide receiver CeeDee Lamb said he is ready to return to the lineup Sunday against the Washington Commanders after missing the last three games with a high left ankle sprain.

Story via @toddarcher:

https://t.co/t4WxIraABY

[Turning Point USA @TPUSA]

In honor of Charlie Kirk's 31 years on Earth, here are 31 ways to live like him:

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

The next Jets-Broncos game needs to be aired at 3:30 AM on The Weather Channel

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

this how the gangster cats from tom & jerry looked like.

[Elijah the Middleborne @TheMiddleborne]

DON’T GO IN THE OCEANS

[joshkopp @joshkopp]

I really need to use furrowed brows more in my conversations

[Alex Thompson @AlexThomp]

Katie Porter, the front runner to be the next Governor of California, tries to leave an interview after getting frustrated w/ @juliewattsTV questions

[joshkopp @joshkopp]

Sadly, this was probably budgeted for

[New York Post @nypost]

Johnson & Johnson ordered to pay $966 million in talc cancer case after jury finds company liable https://t.co/S0MXyoybnU

[joshkopp @joshkopp]

Not AI

This is real, and we’re all doomed

[Tesla Optimus @Tesla_Optimus]

Tried to start a fight at the Tron: Ares premiere

[joshkopp @joshkopp]

Happy to be here

[Abhinav @Abhinavstwt]

Small accounts that tweet and still get 0 likes

[joshkopp @joshkopp]

BRUUUUUUTAL

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Mark Sanchez Sentenced To Five More Seasons With The New York Jets https://t.co/aFvXPetGph

[joshkopp @joshkopp]

What a scary, dark hole to go down

[Haider. @haider1]

Sam Altman says something strange is happening that we don’t yet understand

"this is such an odd time to be alive in all of human history"

Not sure if simulation theory is true, but our consciousness is the only thing we can be sure is really going on

[joshkopp @joshkopp]

You can’t make this stuff up

[Kalshi @Kalshi]

BREAKING: Trump considers providing taxpayers $1,000 to $2,000 stimulus checks using tariff revenue

[joshkopp @joshkopp]

My kids every time I bring the groceries in

[New York Post @nypost]

Satellite imagery shows Hurricane Imelda overpowering and absorbing the remnants of former Category 5 Hurricane Humberto as the two systems drifted northeast across the Atlantic. 😲

[joshkopp @joshkopp]

Where you at @algore

[The Calvin Coolidge Project @TheCalvinCooli1]

🚨Report: For the first time in 10 years, no September Hurricane made landfall on the continental U.S.

[joshkopp @joshkopp]

*candy corn pumpkins

[Casey Mattox @CaseyMattox_]

Candy corn is good.

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

What does a perfect pitch look like?

This.

[joshkopp @joshkopp]

Whew

[Thomas Sowell Quotes @ThomasSowell]

“The safest road to hell is the gradual one - the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts.”

— C.S. Lewis