JustJosh

Apparently i'm a 'professional', graduate of a university, admirer of range rovers and generally just me!

[JustJosh @joshleeming]

@KathyBurke apparently your book is arriving with me tomorrow.
Settling down for a cuppa and a deep dive. No doubt I’ll be googling the shit out of you after 👌🏻

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@ASOS_HeretoHelp It’s not the box is creased! There the wrong brand of trainers. She ordered puma and got rebook’s 🤦🏼‍♂️

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@ASOS_HeretoHelp so my friend tries to order new trainers from you TWICE to finally receive her parcel today to open this. Online help was a #wasteoftime anyadvice?

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@Rylan your mom = Hilar!!! #celebgooglebox

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@virginmedia Well I had raised a complaint at the time and no one has attempted to resolve this issue. Doesn’t bode well really, upgrading the service then leaving one household unplugged.

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Well done @virginmedia the upgrades in my area resulted in me being disconnect for 24hrs! Technician confirmed I wasn’t ‘plugged’ in! #greatservice #saidnoone

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I'm playing WordBrain and I've just reached brain size 510! #WordBrain #words

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I'm playing WordBrain and I've just reached brain size 336! #WordBrain #words

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I'm playing WordBrain and I've just reached brain size 195! #WordBrain #words

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That's acceptable parking, right? #ericthett #spacehogger

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If only I was able to see into the future... #crystalball

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@MaggiePresley oh deffo...however that needs to be in picture form, not worded. Can be her chat up line. Wanna meet Roy & Jan? #titties

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@MaggiePresley she's distraught she hasn't got her arrow!!! Or love hate across her knuckles.

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@MaggiePresley come to visit Sarah this evening, explain to me why she has her nipples and nose pierced...#bannedfromunsupervisedvisits

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Signing up for a half marathon, going for a run and realising you still hate running!!! Why of why - have a word Josh #waddling #ffs

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Ps rain, sun, snow, wind - what's with the chuffing weather #everyseason #random

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Running is a shit! #theend #notahappyrunner

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Stripping has resulted in a blister on my right hand...wallpaper stripping that is #totalballache #handyman

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Lost nieces swimming hat - ball bags, some scrotum from the gym has pinched it. #wheresbellashat #pink #thief #ball ache

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Apparently the ladies dog has her teeth brushed...shame she didn't take as much care with her own! #noteeth