joshmunger

I hadn't edited my bio in 8 years, so now its this.

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I keep twitter on my phone simply to check it every 2 or 3 years, but also to tweet about only checking it every 2 or 3 years.

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@JoshKincheloe Yo. Just just do it man but then pretend it isn’t cool with the rest of us so the pedi places dont get too busy.

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If your girl says “let’s have a shower beer,” don’t you ever let her go.

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@nicksouza You’re right. This hasn’t happened, what, 2 or 3 times now? What do I know? 😂

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@nicksouza Lmao you mean “which system should I sell 2 months later?”

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Cardi B is a worse version of Nikki Minaj, who is already awful..so I’m not sure how this scale works at all...

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I’m officially addicted to NPR podcasts

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Folks, it’s a monsoon out, but the fire risk is still high today #NClogic

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Whoa. I totally forgot twitter existed. See you in 6 months when I remember again.

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@nicksouza Mah mf dudeeeee. See you in 3 days

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Roommate is playing Simple Plan from 2006 and I don’t have the strength to fight him

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I should have probably gotten dinner but this 12 pack is actually filling...

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Monster trucks are frickin weird mannnn

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What a weird day

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The amount of people upset by something they’re only upset about because someone told them they should be upset is upsetting.

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@Anathomic Me af

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@Delta Y'all the real mvp 💯

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@Delta can I get pretzels a lil early today? Flight 3724

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Today is like the goddamn twilight zone

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Coke tastes weird without rum