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[joshnovick @joshnovick1]

WHAT THE FUCK @CopaAirlines. Panama→Denver, 10 mins from landing the plane suddenly changes course and shoots down to Colorado Springs. No circling, nothing. First “weather,” then “refueling,” then ENGINE PROBLEM, then CANCELED. And somehow it gets even worse…

[joshnovick @joshnovick1]

@fiogutsa @CopaAirlines We were on the plane that was supposed to go to Miami

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[joshnovick @joshnovick1]

WHAT THE FUCK @CopaAirlines. Panama→Denver, 10 mins from landing the plane suddenly changes course and shoots down to Colorado Springs. No circling, nothing. First “weather,” then “refueling,” then ENGINE PROBLEM, then CANCELED. And somehow it gets even worse…

[joshnovick @joshnovick1]

@Copa_AirlinesTm DM sent. We PAID for a flight to Denver—not to be stranded in Colorado Springs for hours, then offered a BUS or UBER in the middle of the night. We had to rent a car ourselves. After 58 minutes on hold with no answer, I expect @CopaAirlines to actually fix this.

[joshnovick @joshnovick1]

And the best part? @CopaAirlines DOESN’T EVEN ANSWER THEIR PHONE. Hours of this absolute shitshow and they don’t seem to give a single fuck about the passengers they stranded. Zero communication. Zero help. Zero accountability. DO NOT FLY COPA AIRLINES. @USDOT @FAANews

[joshnovick @joshnovick1]

WE PAID FOR A FLIGHT TO DENVER. Now HOURS later @CopaAirlines is telling us to wait until around 1AM for a BUS to Denver—the airport we were 10 MINUTES from HOURS AGO.. From a 6PM arrival to a 1AM+ bus ride. What a fucking joke. @USDOT @FAANews @DENAirport

[joshnovick @joshnovick1]

Hours later, still stranded in a random city instead of Denver after being 10 MINUTES from landing. No real plan, no customs, canceled flight, and an engine issue thrown in for good measure. Absolute fucking shitshow. Never again @CopaAirlines.

[joshnovick @joshnovick1]

Now we’re STUCK at the Colorado Springs airport because there’s NO CUSTOMS to process an international flight. We’re being told CUSTOMS HAS TO DRIVE IN FROM ANOTHER CITY to let us through. How the fuck do you divert an international flight to an airport with no customs?!

[joshnovick @joshnovick1]

It’s 10 pm now they flight was supposed to land at 6pm we are still here sitting

[joshnovick @joshnovick1]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK @CopaAirlines?!

I am literally STUCK ON A PLANE IN COLORADO SPRINGS RIGHT NOW and apparently WE CAN’T EVEN GET OFF.

Panama → Denver. We were about 10 MINUTES from Denver when they diverted us to Colorado Springs because of “weather.”

[joshnovick @joshnovick1]

@CopaAirlines @CSPDPIO @DenverChannel @DENAirport @denverpost @DenverPolice There’s pregnant people on this plane, old people on this plane, kids adults and we’re all stuck somebody please help

[joshnovick @joshnovick1]

@CopaAirlines @CSPDPIO @DenverChannel @DENAirport @denverpost @DenverPolice

[joshnovick @joshnovick1]

How the fuck do you divert an international flight to an airport where you apparently have no way to unload the passengers?!

This isn’t a travel delay anymore. This is an absolute fucking circus and IT’S STILL HAPPENING RIGHT NOW.

[joshnovick @joshnovick1]

NOPE. Apparently there’s no customs/personnel here to process an international flight, so now we’re sitting on a CANCELED PLANE, with an ENGINE ISSUE, in a RANDOM CITY, and THEY CAN’T EVEN GET US OFF.

[joshnovick @joshnovick1]

We land. They tell us: “We’re just refueling, then it’s a 20-minute flight to Denver.”

An HOUR later: “Bad news, there’s an engine problem. We’re fixing it.”

Another HOUR later: FLIGHT CANCELED.

Okay… THEN LET US OFF THE FUCKING PLANE?!

[joshnovick @joshnovick1]

@benshapiro All the comments on here are negative. But if you look at all the comments from the locals on trumps posts there not about it

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