Oshoeua

If you’re married don’t look at my BIO 🥵‼️

[Oshoeua @joshoeua]

#momson #nolimits #monkeyappleak #ometv #pytt #pytttt #omegle #darkzadie
#pytteen #MonkeyApp
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[Oshoeua @joshoeua]

#teenagee
#momson
#nolimit
#omegle

[Oshoeua @joshoeua]

#teenagee
#momson
#nolimit
#omegle

[Oshoeua @joshoeua]

#gogetthosegeckos

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Thanks for the fresh ice @parkrandall I'll rock it forever!

[eddie pepitone @eddiepepitone]

stay away from people who say: 1) it's a done deal. 2) paintball will change your life. 3) you're on the groundfloor.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

There's a woman who knits with her vagina? *yawn* My great-grandfather built grain silos with his scrotum.

[eddie pepitone @eddiepepitone]

To do list: 1) punch hole in the fabric of time. 2) pry open crawlspace and relax for year and a half. 3) buy magic mushrooms for kids.

[The TV Junkies @TheTVJunkies]

WHAT is happening in tonight's new ep of @Brooklyn99FOX? @pattonoswalt guests

[Red Fang @RedFang]

NOLA! Are you ready to party with Red Fang, The Shrine, and Indian Handcrafts?! They're coming to Siberia on 12/6... http://t.co/lUlRUhPwDI

[LSU Football @LSUfootball]

LSU has arrived at Bryant-Denny Stadium. #LSUWIN

[Oshoeua @joshoeua]

What's the next Breaking Bad drink special gonna be? @BrewBachers

[Oshoeua @joshoeua]

@shanaashley14. How about a knuckle sandwich?

[Oshoeua @joshoeua]

@shanaashley14. Only in the gyro sandwich I just ate!

[eddie pepitone @eddiepepitone]

Decaf Coffee is a gateway to even duller things.

[Oshoeua @joshoeua]

Hey internet @CaseySanders is a weirdo!

[Oshoeua @joshoeua]

Beer Monday, got 3/4 keg left from yesterday! Party day 2!!

[Red Fang @RedFang]

'Murder the Mountains' made Hails and Horns Magazine's Top 50 albums of 2011! Go vote for 'Murder the Mountains'... http://t.co/wUi5gF0k

[Doug Stanhope @DougStanhope]

Still have faith in democracy? Turn on Peoples Choice Awards for 40 seconds. Then start stocking the bomb shelter and pray for AIDS.

[Oshoeua @joshoeua]

“@joerogan I'm gonna be on the tonight show this Friday night with @RonPaul!! #WOOT!!”