Josh Oliphant

I'm a 7 at Walmart...

[Stuart Feiner @StuartFeiner]

@heykayadams SUP

[Demon Time @DemonTimeTweet]

It's Time. 😈⏰

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

“are you ambidextrous?”

[Kurt Warner @kurt13warner]

Yep!!!

[Josh Oliphant @JoshOliphant1]

@dallascowboys I've been on this earth for 26 1/2 years, have only seen 4 playoff wins and i'm aging like yogurt, how much "longer" Jerry

[ProFootballTalk @ProFootballTalk]

Jerry Jones says the Eagles bet it all to win this year, just as the Rams did last year. Jones says the Cowboys prefer to think longer term. https://t.co/DTdSyVm51F

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

Feels like the 49ers are just giving up

Like - we get it. You don’t have a QB, but at least let someone in a 9ers jersey TRY to throw the football.

It’s like they’re trying to prove that they’re at a disadvantage.

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

Can’t believe Prince Harry ratted out his whole family for book sales. My family better tighten up.

[Le'Veon Bell @LeVeonBell]

but I was the wrong one in 2018

[tHE.lAST🔝 @jusLikeMike911]

"Cows kill more people every year than sharks"

[Taylor Lewan @TaylorLewan77]

I’m usually a positive energy guy, but given the events of the last few days i unfortunately had no choice but to make a 2023 enemy list.

This list will be fluid throughout the 2023 year.

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

Football or soccer? Hell I don’t know but I what I do know is that God willing and the creek don’t rise I’ll be kissing my coworker Melissa at midnight

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

If I was an optimistic man I would at least hope that Kanye West's mental breakdown and self-immolation would persuade conservatives to stop falling madly in love with every celebrity who says one thing they agree with. But I am not an optimistic man.

[Laura Peek @laurapeek_]

On my flight today I woke up from a nap & an attendant was walking down the aisle holding a pug, saying “we found this pug. Whose pug is this??” And for 3 hours we all just took turns holding the mystery pug until a verrrry stoned man in the last row woke up & was like “Roscoe?!”

[Benjamin Watson @BenjaminSWatson]

When there is moral rot within a nation, its government topples easily. But wise and knowledgeable leaders bring stability.

Proverbs 28:2

[Jon Machota @jonmachota]

Cowboys WR CeeDee Lamb on Odell Beckham Jr.: “That’s my boy. I’m a fan of Odell. Why wouldn’t you want to add more firepower to the offense?

“I feel like we had three No. 1 WRs my rookie year. Why not get back to that?”

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

Mike McDaniel is HILARIOUS 😂😂🤣

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

Brother I was a homecoming king in ‘08.

Go check the yearbook before you say “never was”

[Dez Bryant @DezBryant]

. @obj ⭐️ 👀

[Josh Oliphant @JoshOliphant1]

If I was his agent I would tell you the samething @RapSheet

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

The #Cowboys have WR Odell Beckham Jr in their sights, sources say.

After attempting to acquire a speedy WR before the trade deadline, Dallas turns its focus to the top FA available. Story from me and @MikeGarafolo: https://t.co/xnGJJqpTBz