Opiola

Youth Sport Safety Advocate Risk Manangment & Background Screening Guru husband dad, circus monkey, golf addict & overall swell cat

[Opiola @joshopiola]

I want to hear a rational reason you support the pardoning of a child rapist? This reason can not be Trump related. It must be human related. "Can't judge a man on his worst day" What about the girl he RAPED's worst day. #evil #onepartyofevil #convictwaltz #convicttrump

[Opiola @joshopiola]

The trick to unplug your ears: Hop on one foot must be the left foot and hum the them song to Happy Days or MASH both work repeatedly until the ear opens up. Once they do you need to go outside and set an egg on the door step covered with a burlap sack and swear twice #plugedears

[Opiola @joshopiola]

@espnSteveLevy can you please call all of the @mnwild games? Best PBP in the game!

[Opiola @joshopiola]

Hot take… They ain’t shooting down drones in TX. All this within 2 weeks of Trumps disclosure mandate. 🤔
#uapdisclosure #falseflag #redherring

[Opiola @joshopiola]

@usahockey Let’s get it boys!!! #itsyourtime

[Royce White 🇺🇸 @Highway_30]

Show this to an ICE protester, watch them jump through hoops to square the circle. Show this to your Democrat friends or family and watch them show you the decay of critical thought, politics and culture. They cannot answer how they still support Barack Obama like a saint, but oppose strict immigration policy. Why is EVERY conservative media platform not playing this on rerun? Because half of them are in on the theater.

Honestly, I don’t know how else to say it other than I’m embarrassed for people. Genuinely embarrassed that we are so in need of superficial ��revolution”, we let them doctor up a fake narrative to risk our lives for as citizens. But again, half of y’all talk about rights and don’t even believe in the word citizenship. If you did, you would agree there’s an illegal immigration problem. Barack Obama said 500,000 is too many, we let in 15 million. Can a Democrat, Liberal, Leftist, square this circle for me?

Royce White for U.S. Senate MN 2026
America 1st, Just Right™️

[Opiola @joshopiola]

@SenAmyKlobuchar Minnesota has broken MY Heart!

[Opiola @joshopiola]

If you scrape you bowl at a buffet you are a horrible person and gross! #getanotherbowlofslop

[Opiola @joshopiola]

Haven’t seen #1 in the world take more than 2 shots in 3 matches! #amomentago #RyderCup

[Opiola @joshopiola]

I’m 50 and my gen X brothers and sisters have been in a state of war (at some level) since we were born:
* Vietnam
* Granada
* Panama
* Gulf War 1
* Somalia
* Bosnia
* 9/11 (22+)
* Iran 2025
50+years in an active or passive state of war! YUCK!
Our kids.. Since they were born

[Opiola @joshopiola]

@usopengolf I didn’t know it was humanly possible to feel pain/angst/anxiety for professional golfer. But today, #Oakmont is a monster! Two foot putt runs 10 feet past! #argh #itaintjustahobby #usga #putmedownforaquad

[Opiola @joshopiola]

Also, good miss

[Opiola @joshopiola]

Things you never want to hear on the golf course:
Sounded good
That’s safe
In play
I’ve seen worse

[Opiola @joshopiola]

@spittinchiclets I just got absolutely destroyed by my wife! She came running out thinking someone died! #veryangry

[Opiola @joshopiola]

@espn what the hell is with the feed and audio? @mnwild

[Opiola @joshopiola]

@Heminators @mnwild @espn Total trash!!

[Opiola @joshopiola]

"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities" - Voltaire

[Opiola @joshopiola]

@StateFarm ENOUGH!
Maybe if you spent less on commercials insurance would be less expensive!
#juststop #hatethejake

[Opiola @joshopiola]

For today’s episode of “what grinds my gears!” It’s 2025 and you are in a Dr.’s office. Turn off your god damn ringer!
#endofrant

[Opiola @joshopiola]

I love watching these commercials for political incumbents. Have you ever noticed they all say “she/he pushed for, fought for!” Never say “I got X bill signed!”
#goodlord