Josh Planter

Farmville High ‘84 | NC State ‘86 | Dad of 3 | Army Vet | Southern born, stubborn by choice | Deep Farmville roots | Black coffee, strong opinions

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One more ad and I’ll blow MetLife up I swear #fuck #cowboysgiants #nfl

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Ceedee Lamb should just wear all yellow and lie down on the field atp. #cowboysgiants #nfl #ceedeelamb

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They brought hump day back let’s fucking goooo! #humpday #nfl #patriotsvsseahawks

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Roommate tried to narwhal and failed #fuck

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@BigAlPritch Whoa whoa whoa

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Just shut up
#fuck

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Happiest 20 min of my life. Then he went and FUCKED IT.
#fuckbelichick

[br_betting @br_betting]

Never forget when Bill Belichick’s UNC team went right down the field on the opening drive and had us all betting them to make the CFP 😅

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Was shitting for so long in the library bathroom that the motion detector lights went out pre-wipe.
#fuck #comeomman

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I miss football so much. I’m so fucking ready.
#panthers #nfl #cfb

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Harris Teeter self checkout flagging me for stealing when I didn’t just really makes me want to steal.
#fuckyou #ihateharristeeter #mondays

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We’re back…
#fuck

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Last week of research
#unpaid #broke #evil #free #life

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Never fails

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Thank god it was a poop hangover and not a throw up hangover.
#lovelife

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@BigAlPritch #fuck

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Never using an ipa as a closer again
#fuck #hungover #help

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Fifth sin
#gluttony

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It’s been a day.
#igiveup

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This college shit ain’t funny anymore.
#college #fuck #readings

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Thank god it was a poop hangover and not a throw up hangover.
#lovelife

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@FrankBuffeds Real shit