josh

perpetually too old for this shit

[josh @joshplusone]

116 minutes for a booking, this ref is a shambles

[josh @joshplusone]

Mikel Merino is just such an enigma.

like wdym he's a holding midfielder

[NUFC Fanatic @NUFC_Fanatic]

Arsenal making a 60million offer for the best midfielder they’d ever have in their entire history is crazy.

Bruno is double that without question.

Arsenal are just trying to unsettle him with such a ridiculous lowball.

That’s why nobody likes them, cunts.

[josh @joshplusone]

Ah yes Liverpool who famously buy our players!

Lemme just check how many times they have bought a player from Arsenal.

5.

in 134 years.

[GerryTheGeordie @TunawithaCh]

Arsenal fans bantering me talking about the "food chain" just remember you're bigger than us but if real madrid or Liverpool wanted any of your players... they'd be gone.

[josh @joshplusone]

So much kneejerking over one game.

Ghana playing the lowest of low blocks, it had 0-0 written all over it.

[josh @joshplusone]

Imagine preferring Ronaldo over Messi 😭😭😭

[josh @joshplusone]

Yeah of course the champions should play away to open the season, great for the fans 🙄

[Richard Keys @richardajkeys]

Who makes these decisions? Arsenal v Coventry on the opening Friday. Wouldn’t it be a more even contest if it was at Coventry? And what an atmosphere our fans would generate. Still Mickey Quinn rattled a hat-trick at Highbury the last time it happened on the opening day. 👍🏼🩵

[Aaron Roberts @ARoberts2016]

Random question for actual football people with brains. How come Tyreek Mitchell is never in England squads or even playing? Starts every week without injuries in a palace side that have won trophies he’s only mid 20s seems to be a quiet well spoken player? Answers please

[Laurie @LFCLaurie]

Any excuse to bring one of the greatest videos on the internet back into the timeline.

The way his face lights up when he hears his name always gets me.

[Met (C) 🏆 @AFCMet]

I do think Football social media caters for a totally different audience nowadays.

There’s no nuance or genuine discussion. It’s all just baiting reactions from people.

Maybe I’m too old

[Arsenal Family @arsenalfami1y]

Massive respect to Marquinhos. Incredible to comfort Gabriel in that moment. Fair play.

[Joe Payne @Payne_Joe6]

If your seasons highlight is Arsenal losing a UCL final. Your opinion doesn’t matter.

Up the gunners

[Still Real To Us @stillreal2us]

Someone told me that Harry Potter is supposed to take place between 1991 and 1998 which is ridiculous because not once in seven books does a single character say, “Man, Shawn Michaels is having one hell of a run huh?”

[Jonny Mac @JonnyMc1]

Anthony Gordon after doing 7 kick ups at his Barca unveiling in the July sun.

[Lux🌺 @justluxxxx]

UK media to Foden:

[josh @joshplusone]

Your legendary manager’s last game and you’re losing at home to Villa 😭🤣

[PD 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇫🇷 @1_2spaces]

The first game of the Pep era that's sold out is his last one. Aura

[josh @joshplusone]

Why would ANY other team watch us lift the title when they spent all season crying about us winning it? 🤣🤣🤣

These lot are mentally deranged.

[Mr.Page @mfc_mrpage]

Manchester City fans will be watching Pep Guardiola’s final & farewell game in charge against Aston Villa.

Liverpool fans will be watching Mohamed Salah’s emotional farewell against Brentford.

Manchester United fans will be watching Bruno Fernandes chase the assist record against Brighton.

Chelsea fans will be watching their final league game with hopes of securing qualification for UEFA Europa League.

Tottenham fans will be watching the relegation battle until the final minute.

Nobody will care about anything else the Premier League title away at Crystal Palace. Only them.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Hi mate.