josh mosier

[josh mosier @joshrmosier]

top golf but for skipping stones

[josh mosier @joshrmosier]

restaurants is spelled wrong

[josh mosier @joshrmosier]

I had no idea thomas the tank engine had so much lore

[josh mosier @joshrmosier]

to tweet a thought is to devalue it - so that's why this one isn't very good

[josh mosier @joshrmosier]

three sets of napping til failure

[josh mosier @joshrmosier]

feels like i haven't beaten dragon slayer 1 yet

[josh mosier @joshrmosier]

my youtube recommended has evolved to be entirely music because i pick songs to listen to while i choose out my lunch video and now i have no good lunch videos

[josh mosier @joshrmosier]

@confusionm8trix nerds gummy clusters were invented by big dentist to sell more teeth

[josh mosier @joshrmosier]

@aaaronson what word has the highest total market cap?

[josh mosier @joshrmosier]

hunger? oh, you mean "cosmic-brownie background insatiation"

[josh mosier @joshrmosier]

if the point of blackjack is to get the highest score possible, why wouldn't i just keep hitting

[josh mosier @joshrmosier]

the only jobs in the future are barista and writing positive affirmations for LLMs to keep working

[josh mosier @joshrmosier]

@slime_machine this and "do you not think the vocabulary of your construction workers cannot be rich like the tapestry of ancient arabia" has skyrocketed my aiden stock

[josh mosier @joshrmosier]

I just ate an apple that tasted like watermelon and got scared i'd never have the experience again but then i remembered i could just eat watermelon and so im okay now

[josh mosier @joshrmosier]

@hankgreen https://t.co/618nLiCHC2

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site: cooking.nytimes.​com tomato soup air-fryer recipes

[josh mosier @joshrmosier]

an apple is basically a passive 360° long-exposure sunlight dosimeter

[josh mosier @joshrmosier]

put your hands in cold water. if you want to tell how the water flows, use the reynolds number. if you want to tell how quickly your fingers turn white, use the raynauds number

[josh mosier @joshrmosier]

these options read like a @soren_iverson post

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do older referees give less stoppage time because their perception of time is condensed