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[joshsauberman @joshsauberman]

@AsstroLand @populationonevr Also bummed about no Halloween event.
Not even night mode. 🥺

[Sha’Carri Richardson @itsshacarri]

I am human

[joshsauberman @joshsauberman]

Tell the Army Corps of Engineers that they can’t allow drilling in our wetlands! Send here! https://t.co/1HsrW2efqE

[joshsauberman @joshsauberman]

@kairyssdal How fast do they respond when you reach out to them for a new service contract?

[joshsauberman @joshsauberman]

@tviemont @kairyssdal BBB is useless. They're irrelevant and impotent.

[Steve Inskeep @NPRinskeep]

Sentence after sentence, this clip only grows more astonishing.

[joshsauberman @joshsauberman]

@pulte Bill, my CPR training business has been dead since this thing started. My wife is a dental hygienist and she's out until who knows when. I wasn't able to get the PPP loan, and we've got three kids and a new mortgage to cover. I know exactly where that 5K would go.

[joshsauberman @joshsauberman]

This guy...

[joshsauberman @joshsauberman]

@pulte Raise your hand if you're not here. 🙄

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Two examples of deeply flawed logic:

You don’t have dandruff. So why do you use dandruff shampoo?

We don’t have many cases of COVID-19. So why should we keep our State closed?

[joshsauberman @joshsauberman]

Wow, wife and I aren't working right now. Can't wait to get back, but $10k would be a life changer!

[Governor Gavin Newsom @CAgovernor]

“You’re hurting old people like me. Well, not me... I’ll never see you.”

Larry David wants everyone to stay home to protect older Californians from #COVID19!
He does not do these things.
Listen to Larry.

#StayHomeSaveLives

https://t.co/snYe5v55Rw

[joshsauberman @joshsauberman]

@pulte $JoshSauberman - could really use some help! Nobody is hiring CPR instructors right now!

[joshsauberman @joshsauberman]

@Jespertheend But don't forget about Splix! Too many people hacking it. The game is awesome. Keep it strong.

[joshsauberman @joshsauberman]

@pulte Bill, I bought some apples and it turns out there's a brown spot on one of them. I don't want to return food (they'll just throw it out), but I don't have another $1000 for apples. ...and I need to replace these single pane windows. It's getting cold!

[joshsauberman @joshsauberman]

Wow. Crazy. And what a smart way to blow up your following!... Assuming you can afford it.

[joshsauberman @joshsauberman]

@SarahKSilverman I am willing to fight for someone I don't know.

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

That baby was orphaned in the shooting. THUMBS UP

[joshsauberman @joshsauberman]

@JohnLegere But for the record, I left them for T-Mobile about 13 years ago.

[joshsauberman @joshsauberman]

@JohnLegere They're sly, sneaky and dishonest. Hidden fees and sneaky charges. F that!