Josh Schiel

[religiousy thing], [family thing], [recreational thing], [artsy thing].

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Wearing a sweatshirt with no shirt underneath is the gateway outfit to going commando.

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@mrajswoboda Hey, I am SO in!

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@Krylez hahaha what even the heck?! I have no idea how this works!

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@VoiceOfJSuckah 👂🏼🔫

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@jsunnock thanks! Here's your wave: 👋🏼

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I think the best thing about being Benjamin Button would be getting hand-me-up clothes from my younger siblings.

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The only time someone looks like a bigger idiot than when they do the weird step hop over the laser as the garage door is closing is never.

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Ever try and give someone the peace sign while holding something with your thumb and pointer finger and just end up flipping them off? Oops.

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If I had a nickel for every time I lost a nickel, I'd have exactly the same amount of money.

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Woodworking is tree taxidermy.

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Remember prank calling? I think in 2015 it looks like texting random numbers a link to the new Nickelback video. http://t.co/WKXV2KTGcg

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@VoiceOfJSuckah Nickelback may as well be the Beatles in comparison to Coldplay.

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@_courtnneyy 👌

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@VoiceOfJSuckah Bring it. And by "it" I mean your son's iPod, so I can put some good music on it.

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@miranda_clott 😞

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Whenever I start thinking I am better than someone else, I remember that one time I went to a Nickelback concert. #humility

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It's a weird time in a man's life when he starts hearing Nirvana on classic rock radio. #immediatelyfollowedbydefleppard

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"Hey look! More trees!" exclaimed the Pacific Northwest Instagrammer. #pnw #greatpnw

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@VoiceOfJSuckah ?

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I want to be smart enough to write things on a window with a marker.

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.@AmyGrant's "Emmanuel" is my "The Final Countdown" of the Christmas season. http://t.co/9fS38Dzthd