Joshua Mackay

When life gives you lemons, fuck em and bail

[Joshua Mackay @joshscoon]

@maroon5 WHERE THE FUCK IS SWEET VICTORY

[Bert @AJCruz125]

1 year ago, I cried like a little bitch at the movie theater

[zuko @mrluckytobeborn]

Avatar: The Last Airbender Unnecessary Censorship

[kyle @knicks_tape99]

Jerry Krause:

MJ: You fat fuck

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDogg]

Don’t forget to leave milk n cookies out tonight.

[Chief @BarstoolChief]

MJ is better @KingJames

[Complex Sports @ComplexSports]

Blazers fans rewatching their franchise take Sam Bowie over MJ

#TheLastDance

[J.A. Adande @jadande]

“Portland selects Sam Bowie” I’m not a Blazers fan but it’s still painful to hear that

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“Fine. I’ll do it myself” https://t.co/NZTUxJArs7

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Jordan playing against college kids wasn’t fair at ALL https://t.co/IleKOdVSom

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

can’t wait til they legalize outside

[South America @SouthPark]

#NationalBeerDay is hitting different this year. Cheers 🍺

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

My daughters wanted to be Avengers. Now it’s Healthcare Workers because, “they’re the real heroes”. Well, in 20 years, who’s gonna defeat a menacing, no-nonsense CGI villain, backdropped by sincere musical swells? I’m not supposed to say it out loud, but kids are dumb.

[Archived: Mayor Lori E. Lightfoot @mayorlightfoot]

Ok, who did this?

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Assault

[Kim Congdon @kimberlycongdon]

Not to brag but what a time to be childless

[Scott Moore @CoachScottMoore]

Heart broken 😔

[marshmello @marshmello]

Couchella about to be lit 🔥