Josh

Mechanical Engineering
In Trance We Trust.

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@bothtaylorsfan1 @wubbymango It looks like but it's not that was my first thought too

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@grunge_h1pp1e You need some bodyweight for regular hormone production and bodily function and to retain some muscle mass. Things like depression / fatigue / brain fog / not being able to open a door are serious issues.

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@demodisping @Specialsits2 @sshxbt It's half cash, half stock I don't understand your question.

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@JohnDough8765 @Kineticnewsfeed @ewarren Carrying forward losses. It's fair.

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@MrPuma335045 @oscoe63 @jackunheard They're full dual and have the option to move freely between the countries. One of my friends has two other siblings the parents did the strat for as well. Two were born in California and one in NY iirc. All life done in Canada other than birth. Work in US with no visa required.

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@milliedreams_ Local is also overpriced because they can't afford rent without pumping out higher margin drinks because they don't get enough customers.

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@milliedreams_ Tim's all the fucking way. Donald's is fine too. Starbs is overpriced but if you order something sweet noone else offers it *might* be ok but $8 is a premium tub of ice cream so it is what it is

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@Panegyrick @MartinShkreli You're comparing a multiple level building that needs seating and the ability to withstand dynamic loading of audiences moving up and down across multiple levels to a small paved lot enclosed by a fence with two nets.

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@KathleenCU41146 @ryangerritsen I literally don't know anyone I went to school with that works a minimum wage job. The better part of my peer group are at least 4x whatever minimum wage is today.

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@KathleenCU41146 @ryangerritsen He's using an arbitrary figure to point something out. He's not arguing the minimum wage needs to be higher.

What happens when labour increases? Either the sticker price goes up or manufacturing ends up offshored or you get technology to remove minimum wage jobs.

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@KathleenCU41146 @ryangerritsen Minimum wage increases the COGs up and down the supply chain and also push things like rents and real estate up due to how earnings now support higher prices. Minimum wage increases have only decreased quality of life. Food for low income is now less affordable than before.

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@KathleenCU41146 @ryangerritsen Lol you don't understand that minimum wage is one of the drivers of inflation in North America? In 2015 a Jr Chicken was $1.49 and minimum wage was about $12. Minimum wage was subsequently hiked 33% to about $16. Jr Chickens are now $3.69 a 150% increase.

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

My net worth peaked at $1.2 million.

None of it was real.

I don't mean that philosophically. I mean it was located on servers that have since been turned off.

I own eleven properties in the metaverse. Three in Decentraland. Four in The Sandbox. Two in Voxels. One in Otherside. And a beachfront villa in Horizon Worlds that I bought for $214,000 because Mark Zuckerberg called it "the next frontier."

The frontier closed last week.

It's a mobile app now.

Last year I mass DM'd 340 people the phrase "you don't understand how early we are." I have since stopped doing that. Not because I was wrong. Because most of them blocked me.

I got into metaverse real estate in November 2021. Everyone was buying. Someone paid $450,000 to be Snoop Dogg's neighbor. In a video game. With no legs.

The avatars didn't have legs.

I thought that was bullish. "The legs are coming," I told my Discord. "Legs are a roadmap item." Three hundred people reacted with rocket emojis.

I called myself a "digital land baron."

I put it in my Twitter bio.

I put it in my LinkedIn headline.

I said it on a podcast that had eleven listeners. Three of them were bots. The rest were my alts.

My virtual property has more square footage than my actual apartment.

My actual apartment has furniture.

Location, location, location.

My most valuable asset was a plot next to a virtual Gucci store. Gucci left in 2023. The store is still there. Nobody's in it. It's like a mall in Ohio but with worse graphics and no food court.

I held.

Diamond hands.

That's what we said. "Diamond hands." It means refusing to sell while your investment loses 94% of its value. We turned financial paralysis into a personality trait.

A guy in my Discord paid $2.4 million for a 618-parcel estate in Decentraland. Prime district. High foot traffic. I asked him what "foot traffic" meant when the platform had 38 daily active users.

He said I didn't understand the technology.

I didn't.

I still bought more.

We had a DAO. A decentralized autonomous organization. That means we voted on decisions. There were nine of us. Three never showed up. Two voted on everything without reading it. The other four were me and my alts.

We voted to "acquire strategic parcels."

The vote passed unanimously.

I voted four times.

My portfolio peaked at $1.2 million. I told everyone. I made a spreadsheet. I projected 40x returns by 2025. I made a pitch deck. The pitch deck had a slide that said "WE ARE BUILDING THE DIGITAL ECONOMY."

The slide had a rocket emoji.

That was my entire financial model.

In 2023 I bought a Bored Ape for $189,000.

It's worth $14,000 now.

I don't talk about the Ape.

I still use it as my profile picture. People ask me about it. I say "I'm long-term bullish." Long-term bullish means I can't sell it without crying in a Panera.

My mom asked me what a Bored Ape was.

I said "digital art on the blockchain."

She asked why it cost more than her car.

I said "you don't understand Web3."

She said "I understand you live in a studio apartment."

She's not in my Discord.

Justin Bieber bought one for $1.3 million.

It's worth about $90,000 now.

I felt better about mine after I heard that.

That's community.

WAGMI. We're All Gonna Make It. We said that every day. In the group chat. While the floor dropped. While the volume dried up. While 95% of all NFT collections went to zero.

We're all gonna make it.

None of us made it.

But we said it with conviction and a laser-eye profile picture. That counts for something.

It doesn't.

But we said it did. That's decentralized consensus.

Meta spent $84 billion on the metaverse.

I need to say that again.

$84 billion.

More than the GDP of Luxembourg. More than the GDP of Iceland, Luxembourg, and Malta combined. They spent it on a platform where the avatars had no legs, the graphics looked like a 2006 Wii game, and the peak user count was lower than the lunch rush at a Chipotle in Des Moines.

They just pulled Horizon Worlds from VR headsets.

It lives on as a mobile app.

My beachfront villa is now a mobile app.

Location, location, location.

Zuckerberg renamed the entire company for this. Facebook became Meta. A $900 billion company changed its legal name because the CEO watched Ready Player One and said "I want that."

Reality Labs lost $10 billion in 2021. $14 billion in 2022. $16 billion in 2023. $18 billion in 2024. $19 billion in 2025.

That's not a strategy. That's a speedrun.

They laid off 1,500 Reality Labs employees this year. Shut down three VR studios. Killed Supernatural. Put the entire VR social vision in a casket and said "we're pivoting to AI and wearables."

The pivot took four years and $84 billion.

I pivoted too.

I'm an AI real estate investor now.

I bought a virtual plot in an AI-generated world that doesn't exist yet. The founder said it was "the intersection of spatial computing and large language models."

I don't know what that means.

I gave him $40,000.

He has a whitepaper. It's 47 pages. I read the title and the tokenomics section. The tokenomics section is a pie chart. I love pie charts. They make everything look like a plan.

The project has a roadmap. Q1: "Build community." Q2: "Launch beta." Q3: "Scale ecosystem." Q4 is blank.

Q4 is always blank.

That's where the exit scam goes.

My accountant asked me to value my metaverse portfolio for tax purposes.

I said $1.2 million.

He said "current market value."

I said $6,400.

He stared at me for eleven seconds.

I know because I counted.

He asked if I had any other investments.

I showed him my NFTs.

He stared for longer.

I told him they were "cultural artifacts with long-term provenance."

He asked if I'd considered a 401k.

I told him a 401k was "legacy finance."

He told me to leave his office.

The metaverse is dead.

I don't accept that.

I am a digital land baron. I own eleven properties across four platforms. I have a beachfront villa in a mobile app, a plot next to an empty Gucci store, and a cartoon monkey that cost me more than my actual car.

Location, location, location.

The location is nowhere.

But I'm early.

I'm always early.

That's the same as being wrong except you get to say it with confidence.

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@RogersHelps @a_bi30 Maybe if you didn't lose so many customers from gouging you wouldn't have to increases pricing like this. Both of you will offer promotions to just have customers flip flop back and forth. Also Rogers and Bell will both call you after you switch and offer a plan for 60-70% less.

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@james_almeida @ShishirShelke1 Do you switch between operating systems often? Most computers can't even emulate a mobile OS without third party junk installed.

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@igatakurou Thanks brother. Good job again. I can't wait :)

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@mgyaldiz @Cobratate Bro has capital in his name and can't do simple multiplication in a calculator

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@thedawgyg @sciencegirl We found the top performative male 😂