Joshua Swale

Moaning about life since 1993

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@lpoolcouncil any chance you can confirm why your parking officers are insistent on putting parking tickets on cars parked in none residential zones? This is the 2nd time I’ve seen this happen by your parking team on a match day

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@NOWTV Safari and google chrome on MacBook Pro, getting the same error across both browsers

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@NOWTV is your website sign in down? 2 days I’ve been trying to log in yet it won’t even allow me to put my username/password in, just keeps saying “unable to connect to sign in”

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@GAMEHelps any chance of an answer? Considering orders where click and collect within 1-2 days with no disclaimer for a delay it’s impossible to figure out why my orders still show as unshipped

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@GAMEHelps - any chance you could respond to my DM - trying to get information on an order that was click and collect - supposedly able to pick up in 1-2 days been 4 days now and still nothing

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@GAMEHelps ?

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@GeorgiaClintonx @ScouseBirdBlogs Every bastard day 😂

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@GeorgiaClintonx @missgemcollins @MeMay @inthestyle Fabbbbbbbbb queen can’t wait to order mine 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@GeorgiaClintonx Anyone wants me I’ll be asleep under me desk 😂

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@GeorgiaClintonx Hun clubs the only thing that is stopping this in the words of Lally ‘not being a very merry Christmas’ 😂

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@GeorgiaClintonx @uhhjakee Every single day

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@rpdrukfans @GeorgiaClintonx usually me who’s caused it too 💁🏻‍♀️💁🏻‍♀️💁🏻‍♀️

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@GeorgiaClintonx @GemmaReacts Every morning

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@GeorgiaClintonx @sharon_weave Eh new person, you wanna lift home 🙈😂😂😂

[sharon mitchells stunning weave @sharon_weave]

Job interviewer:so how would you describe yourself
Me:

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According to @goodandco's personality test, these are my personal strengths! https://t.co/FY5bybWhG8

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@channel5_tv why’s Ben fogle on!? Sure that’s not what’s advertised 😂😂😂

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@arrivanorthwest great when your bus driver completely drives past a stop he is scheduled to stop at despite being flagged down 👍🏻

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@merseyrail Thank you!

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@merseyrail is there anyway to get information about lost property - not sure if I lost my rail pass on one of your trains this morning