yellow gatorade is best for when youre thirsty. orange is best for hangovers. dark blue is best for sports hydration. light blue is best for when you want a cold drink. red is best for lunch. not going to explain the science behind this.
It only takes ONE juror to hang a jury. Juror #2 answered that Trump’s Truth Social was their only source of news and not even THAT person voted Not Guilty on even ONE charge.
Please save your rigged/sham/kangaroo takes for your echo-chamber friends & donors.
IRS: you owe us taxes
Me: how much do I owe?
IRS: you get to figure that out
Me: can I just pay what I want?
IRS: no we know exactly how much you owe but you have to guess the number too
Me: what if I guess wrong?
IRS: jail
About this time tomorrow, you’re gonna open this app to watch the S4 teaser trailer.
It’s full of nothing but rainbows and butterflies.
Who are we kidding, it’s full fuckin’ madness after this first frame.