joshuapthomas

Crazy like a fox.

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I love you, @philwickham.

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@Alen_Andrews Oh, so THAT’S the issue!

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I’ve only recently learned that if you want to make me anxious and uncomfortable in my own home, simply tell me you’re coming over but don’t tell me exactly when.

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Love that freezing rain, Maine.

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Man, @sajabraham is an inspiration.

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oh man. @aliciakeys is unreal.

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Oh how I’m regretting that Photoshop update.

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@ElJaron Right you are. Par for the course over here!

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It’s a rare occurrence but my cable-hoarding habit has paid off again today. Thanks, giant tub of cables!

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There’s nothing like driving 1.5 hours through the snow to make you really appreciate driving another 1.5 hours through the rain.

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Just learned the hard way that you can’t carry a jar of Nutella (or its generic equivalent) onto a plane. For shame.

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Heard in church, regarding the incarnate Christ: “Jesus is the original carne asada.”

Sacrilicious.

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My deep desire for time travel this morning was solely focused not on correcting one of my many past regrets but on going back to the beginning of last night to get a little more sleep.

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“Gregarious” never means what I think it means.

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@tannerherriott Oh man! Gotta add Kid A and OK Computer to the playlist

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I love night drives. Right now it’s me, an open road, my time capsule of an iPod, and so much nostalgia.

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You know when you get to that point when you're not sure if what you're working on is actually any good but you push through anyway? That was me 3 hours ago.

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GOT HIM.

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on a mosquito killing spree. 2 down. 1 still to go. 1 kamikazed into my water bottle. i am way too invested in this.

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@jambir I had to google it to know what it was - that's amazing! but would I abuse its incredible power? I fear I might...