Josh Christenson

Stay metal🤘

[Josh Christenson @joshuggah]

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@dbongino Congratz, you are officially diagnosed with mental retardation.

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@rittenhouse2a @rittenhouse2a Come to MN and I will personally fight you in the street. On sight. This is not a joke or threat, it's a promise. Your entire identity is based on killing people, congratulations.

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If @realDonaldTrump made a post that said toasters work better in the bathtub we'd wake up the next day to a more intelligent and stable society. #DeportMAGA

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@RobSchneider @RobSchneider A woman was shot in the face and killed earlier this month, dingus.

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@NICKIMINAJ @NICKIMINAJ This doesn't seem that bad considering no one got shot in the face and killed. Don't forget a woman was murdered recently. But do whatever you have to do to preserve your wealth, you will still always be uneducated trash.

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@DonaldJTrumpJr This statement is absolutely retarded.

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Owning a house is the same thing as lining your pockets with all the money you have and walking into the center of town and letting everyone take as much as they want whenever they want, but with extra steps.

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@elonmusk And apparently the long con of the right is convincing everyone you're a smart empathetic billionaire, lie about video games, and pander to the increasingly uneducated following that consists of mostly retarded devil's advocates.

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@elonmusk Can you stop trying to change things that impact the lives of millions of people and just go back to managing your companies and pretending to be a genius? Stay in your lane bro.

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Leaving a position right before a major software upgrade should be a crime punishable by up to 6 months of forced unemployment.
#FuckYouKatie

[Matt McCusker @mattwritesbooks]

Hope everyone has a very, very tight weekend. Please, if you can, try your best to be an Agent of Stoke. A Prince of Pump. Shit rules. Even if things may be feeling kinda lame. Get stoked. Chill. Let go of the BS if it comes for you and tries to lay claim upon your peace.

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Set a new PR this year for my Seasonal Affective Disorder speedrun.

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Boycott SB LIX
Don't give these corporations what they want - your attention and money.
#boycottsuperbowl #statefarm #Chiefs

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@zMGx215 @domainsdomain

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@StoicRonin338 @PicturesFoIder Chill the fuck out bro

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Trump is cooked like the pets in Springfield, Ohio.

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One thing I've learned from house hunting is there's an epidemic of broken closet doors in this country. I'd conservatively estimate 68% of houses on the market have at least one broken closet door.

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@elonmusk Man I used to think you were intelligent until you started talking politics on Twitter.

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Immaculate disintegration of a world already so small.

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@ProudPatriot247 You are a retarded person.