Josh Watts

Avid fan of the Toronto Blue Jays, the Edmonton Eskimos and the Carolina Hurricanes. Semi-Professional Slo-Pitch player. 2012 Petrochallenge World Champion

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Surprise!

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[Edmonton Elks @GoElks]

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[Edmonton Elks @GoElks]

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[Edmonton Elks @GoElks]

We're on the road tonight, but we know that #OneEmpire has our back!

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[Ethan @ethanpark23]

Man I know he’s a bad guy but Jason Kenney is dummy thicc. Ruin my province daddy

[Eric Massicotte @DrMassicotte]

Your kids are going to do things they shouldn’t. It helps if you married someone with a sense of humour.

[chuuch @ch000ch]

handing out muscle milks to trick or treaters tonight. there are no off days during bulking season, kiddos

[Josh Watts @JoshWatts4]

@BuckyIsotope @DaytonChen like, subscribe and comment saying "I subscribed because you're awesome" and I'll reply to as many as possible

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

THE GREATEST DAY OF THE YEAR TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY U CAN RETWEET THIS https://t.co/GqopiPdp26

[Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov]

what scared me at age 8:
-quicksand
-snakes
-boat scene from willy wonka

what scares me now:
-dying alone
-boat scene from willy wonka

[brent @murrman5]

me: shania twain dominated 1997

guy who made fun of my shirt: just let me off the elevator, man

[brent @murrman5]

what if someone offers me drugs at this party
"just play it cool"
ok
[me to guy in tank top 10 mins later] no thanks I had a big lunch

[Josh Watts @JoshWatts4]

@murrman5 @DaytonChen us in any scenario ever

[brent @murrman5]

[trying to make small talk on the bus with a guy three seats away] do you like doing *mispronounces sudoku*

[pat tobin @tastefactory]

When your friends dress up real nice for the club but you're just keeping it real.

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

hey. hi. its been a tough week. but now that i have u here, take as long as u want to read this. okay. ok. when ur ready, go back out there

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

*jesus picks up bread*
this is my body
*jesus picks up wine*
this is my blood
*jesus picks up guitar*
this is the STORY OF A GIRL

[Nintendo NY | SAN FRANCISCO @NintendoStoreUS]

You can't get hit by a blue shell if you're never in first place.

[Josh Watts @JoshWatts4]

#BellLetsTalk

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

school prepares us for real life bc passing a class & not knowing how u passed or wat the class was about is how u feel evrey day as a adult