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He/Him. Book nerd. 30. This is the public record of the witty remarks I come up with in the shower weeks after the fact.

[panzón blanco𓂆 @StrawHatYakub]

I will say with my entire chest that the transphobes who lament about trans people playing in sports, if they were to have grown up in the 40’s/50’s, would *absolutely* be against racial integration in sports. It’s the same arguments, just a different coat of paint

[Adam @Boogie_Nightss]

Don’t care + didn’t ask + can you hear the music?

[James Moore @honjamesmoore]

I genuinely appreciate what Donald Trump has done in smoking out those Canadians who love Trumpism more than they like Canada or appreciate being Canadian. I won't forget.

[Anthony Emerson❤️🌲🦞🇾🇪🌹 @AnthonyMEmerson]

Nor should it. The economies of the western world shouldn't depend on the whims of 50,000 morons in Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania every four years.

[🇨🇦 LLC From BC 🇨🇦 @LLCBCer]

Canada has to be the only country in the world where conservatives are accusing libs of being excessively nationalistic.

“You should stand up for your country less.” - Canadian conservatives, apparently.

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

every time i bring up that bus incident argentina fans stop replying to me lmao

[Lucía is a star! ✮≅ @lucifeer10]

Comparte el Gato Cucurella de la suerte porque hoy jugamos la final del mundial

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Having run out of native and black people to ethnically cleanse, the Silver Menace turns its eye towards 3000 brave sheep farmers

[gant @gantisdant]

point me to the sensitive young man who has NOT once thought that he had crazy pull and then found out it was more like a wellness check-type situation

[BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital]

IMHO you lose the right to complain about your IP being stolen/distilled if your IP is built on the stolen collective IP of humanity.

[Gene Park 🔜 OTAKON @GenePark]

evangelion

[Unflooded Realms @FloodedRealms]

Ultimately, this is why multi-generational homes can't work in the modern West. Parents don't view that arrangement as a transfer of estate wealth to heirs they view it as levers of control to keep their children 14 forever.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

11 years ago today, Carly Rae Jepsen released ‘Run Away With Me.’

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

U develop either a resistance to it or a fetish for it and press forward

[HOUSE PHONE @HOUSEPHONEDND]

THIS NIGGA IN THE CLUB WITH A BAG FULL OF JEANS 😭😭😭

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

i love your niche references! are you typically ignored in large groups by any chance

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

“nobody told me that climate change meant the climate would be different than how it used to be”

[Lockmart Liberal Customer Support (Fan) @FellaHrx69]

They’re going to blame DEI when an F18 inevitably crashes into a beach and is a mass casualty event

[Sami Gold @souljagoyteller]

I just hope that people stop with the stupid charade about water usage and honestly state that the reason they oppose building data centers is because AI is evil. The correct position

[More Luigis Needed @LisaA311]

Watching people around me celebrate the state killing their own unarmed neighbor in front of his child is reminding me that we've been in a cold civil war for a while now