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Not on here anymore. Follow me on the other app. B'bye, it was fun until last year.

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Germany please stop

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Turns out if you haven't updated the Twitter app since baby boy changed its name, link/headline previews still work 🤭🤫

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I'm in this tonight! 👇

[Comedy Café Berlin @ComedyCB]

Tonight @ 21:30 at Comedy Café Berlin: Stand-Up vs. Improv! https://t.co/3jgoPnCms3

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Happy bday to us! @Telsonia @NicoleRatjen @StuffThusFar & me celebrate 10 YEARS of @GLBcomedy tonight at @ComedyCB! Join us for improv at 9:30pm and a party after! 🎉🥳🎂
https://t.co/Ln9aSQdu9z

[Common Ground Berlin @CGBerlinPodcast]

Save the date! Join us on Saturday, October 14th, at 17:40 for an exciting live show at this year's @Podfest_Berlin, featuring special guests journalist Deborah Cole and comedian Josh Telson. We hope to see you there! 🎉

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@hinterding @citylabberlin Thanks! A question because I'm getting asked it a lot: will the Bürgeramt be at every Kiezlabor, or was that only in Graefekiez?

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I complain a lot about Berlin bureaucracy BUT:
Two weeks ago the Bürgeramt had a mobile office set up on the sidewalk down the street from me (?!?) and I was able to get both kids' passports renewed.. without an appointment.. in 20 minutes time
Still recovering from the shock

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Anyone know of any good English (as in the language not necessarily the nationality) speech therapists in Berlin? Time for my kids to start speaking correctly 🫣

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@drewportnoy Oh god I was the one who just suggested it

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

I am in no way exaggerating when I say that if Hayao Miyazaki said this to me about AI I’d quit my job and burn the office building to the ground in hopes of forgiveness

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@transportkev Ausbildungsbürgeramt in Kreuzberg was running it, not sure when/where they'd do it again

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@slowberlin I promise I didn't make it up! https://t.co/f526d0HB1f

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@blampe I'll take a fake passport if it means I don't need to play appointment lottery at the Bürgeramt 🙃

[James Urbaniak @JamesUrbaniak]

This works really well in Comic Book Guy voice

[GLB @GLBcomedy]

Holy moly we turn 10 this year! Celebrate with us next week Oct 6th at 9:30pm at @ComedyCB with a special show and after party!
You can also catch us this Saturday at @dasimprovfest 🥳🥳
https://t.co/a7yWD5SVQz

[Guardian news @guardiannews]

Dozens of Met officers refuse armed patrols after colleague’s murder charge https://t.co/vAGAUnqPTl

[Musa Okwonga @Okwonga]

From Germany: more than 40 Jewish gravestones have been damaged in a state where the far-right is polling at about 30%. One of the country’s leading magazines has just published a cover about Ukrainian refugees that is identical to UKIP’s notorious “Breaking Points” poster. Grim.

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They've always been practically worthless 😊

[PetaPixel @petapixel]

A new report shows that the non-fungible token (NFT) market has essentially collapsed, and nearly all NFTs are practically worthless.
https://t.co/NjBIaeXXG5