Josh “Very Cool Guy” Witzling

Jack of all trades, master of all trades too. Gimme a trade I’m not a master of of. You can’t do it. Bitch.

[Josh “Very Cool Guy” Witzling @joshwitzling]

@Jacobobby15 Why do they call it a fridge when you fridge in the hot food, fridge out cold eat the food?

[Josh “Very Cool Guy” Witzling @joshwitzling]

@gilfgavin I bought it, please let me have the shoes :)

[Josh “Very Cool Guy” Witzling @joshwitzling]

@HCWaterWars2018 anybody interested in buying one of our water cannons for next year, dm me, or contact me if interested. They weren’t cheap so offer realistic prices plz

[Josh “Very Cool Guy” Witzling @joshwitzling]

@HCWaterWars2018 After a slightly damp stakeout, the mild ones 2.0 (slightly damp) DOUSE maddi nover of hollasplash girls, making it 4-3

[Josh “Very Cool Guy” Witzling @joshwitzling]

I was waiting for so long to see if it tasted like a cherry kool aid jammer. It did not. Oh and matt Carey is out @HCWaterWars2018

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@HCWaterWars2018 Josh Witzling hides in a shrub and gets Ryan Wilson out, after getting set up by Kayla Coleman. I have never felt more guilty in my life

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@HCWaterWars2018

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The sewer ends here for the TMNS as The Mild Ones 2.0 (slightly damp) slightly dampen their spirits in a 3v3 shootout. Good game guys.

[Aaron @AJKuras]

@HCWaterWars2018 After an intense 2v2 10 minute shoot out, The Mild Ones 2.0(slightly damp) defeat Johnny Squirts 2-0.

[Josh “Very Cool Guy” Witzling @joshwitzling]

@jeff_sullivannn @HCWATERWARS2017 We are the mild ones for a reason 🙃

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@HCWATERWARS2017 Who found it

[Josh “Very Cool Guy” Witzling @joshwitzling]

@Alexxiaac @HCWATERWARS2017 @mattstangle6 Bruce Williams zacagnino, google him, it's an anagram

[Josh “Very Cool Guy” Witzling @joshwitzling]

@mattstangle6 @HCWATERWARS2017 What number?

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@HCWATERWARS2017 If anybody wants assistance dm me and we can talk 🔫🔫

[Josh “Very Cool Guy” Witzling @joshwitzling]

@HCWATERWARS2017 Johnny maheah waited next to a tree for fifteen minutes and then moistened kari Jensen 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻 #themildones

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@HCWATERWARS2017 The mild ones

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@tcatino21 thanks Taylor! Quality cake and quality pics! 👌🏻

[Josh “Very Cool Guy” Witzling @joshwitzling]

@jasmine_metz thanks so much jazzy J! Current dank status: dank as foot

[Josh “Very Cool Guy” Witzling @joshwitzling]

@cashmoneykatie thanks so much Katie! Looking forward to your sweet sixteen! 💙