joshwn

boogie when I bust because I strictly cum dancing 💃

[joshwn @joshwn1]

Bloody hell, just had a power cut. Our roads Facebook group is going crazy. Sirens here, alarms there, no street lights. Anyone would think the purge is about to begin

[Roman Kemp @romankemp]

Live footage of Boris refusing to leave 10 Downing Street!

[joshwn @joshwn1]

Can’t wait for Leeds fest and being surounded by girls who have spent 2-3 months planning their outfits meticulously and lads who spend all of the last 2-3 seconds of their hangover deciding which random shorts to slap on for another day of pills, pints and 2 hours sleep

[joshwn @joshwn1]

@adamhillyard82 @allycave372142 @ittybittybekky @peaceoftemi @LoveIsland 🐐🐐🐐🐐

[joshwn @joshwn1]

Everyone : “wtf why is foden vaping he’s a young promising footballer who should be thinking about his health!”
The bag in his back pocket :

[GVB | RFC @gvbrfc]

Phil Foden and Glen Kamara in Monaco.

[joshwn @joshwn1]

@JohnMcKenzie88 The owner gus is lovely bloke, but there always seems to be some dodgy looking meth dealer people there idk why

[Brad @BradTaylor__]

Me coming onto Twitter once a month to see if snaps down. #snapchat

[joshwn @joshwn1]

@riannaramo Wdym

[joshwn @joshwn1]

I’m eating fruitella
You think chewits are better
Because I’m a bad man fan something you are never

[joshwn @joshwn1]

@italiancityname Flip it upside down it looks like the wither

[joshwn @joshwn1]

Imagine being in a lesson where everyone including the teacher was high 😭😭😭

[joshwn @joshwn1]

@riannaramo @highwaybandito Lidl new bakery item

[joshwn @joshwn1]

Fuck this I’m quitting spicy food, arsehole is on fire

[joshwn @joshwn1]

Fuck a round of applause I make the booty clap

[joshwn @joshwn1]

@Marcusbush14_ ITS FOOKIN PIE DAY

[joshwn @joshwn1]

@Marcusbush14_ Cunt

[joshwn @joshwn1]

@oomi22999358 @AlanahCaschera “May aswell be a fish finger” 😭😭😭😭😭

[joshwn @joshwn1]

If you clap your hand at the same time you fart is it called a clart or a farp

[joshwn @joshwn1]

People you think are a bit weird at first will be the coolest mf’s you’ll ever meet