Josie Shaffer

she - her / trash connoisseur / graphic designer

[Josie Shaffer @josiedshaffer]

@Jaguar @ucllc anxiously awaiting your take!

[Josie Shaffer @josiedshaffer]

Yes, I AM going to find what font you're using and request specific alternate glyphs from that font, I'm so sorry.

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You know a major life event is coming up for me when I am out here art directing the crap out of some Etsy seller to make something ~*exactly*~ the way I want it.

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Very important question to start your day: have you ever seen a squirrel poop?

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@KRmakeitrain which pizza, give us details

[Josie Shaffer @josiedshaffer]

@KRmakeitrain We love love love them

[You can run, but you can't hide @carminelaguzio]

Me after staring at the eclipse too long.

[Josie Shaffer @josiedshaffer]

nobody told me this, but one of the top 5 best parts of having a dog is when he farts and scares himself.

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@KRmakeitrain SHE'S SO BACK!!! ❤️

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@laurensaystuff Just wait til you get to season 2 😊

[Josie Shaffer @josiedshaffer]

Sourdough starter? In cups??? In this economy???????,??

[Josie Shaffer @josiedshaffer]

When you go to follow a bread baking recipe on Instagram and then realize the measurements are in cups and not grams 🚩🚩🚩

[Josie Shaffer @josiedshaffer]

@JetsPizza @DillanShaffer don’t mind me, just tagging you on every social platform hoping we win this haha

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

https://t.co/HWPq3ta16Q

[Josie Shaffer @josiedshaffer]

now that Spotify Wrapped is out.....I can finally listen to musical music with no fear it'll ruin my Wrapped 😅

[Josie Shaffer @josiedshaffer]

HOW did Toni Collette not win an Oscar for this movie? Not even nominated???

[Josie Shaffer @josiedshaffer]

“I need to get in the Christmas spirit”
*turns on Hereditary*

[Josie Shaffer @josiedshaffer]

@MackBartle 😂😂 we are definitely related

[Josie Shaffer @josiedshaffer]

If you’re taking more than a minute at the coffee bar (sugar & cream), you need to reevaluate some things.

[trash jones @jzux]

i cannot stop spending money. I am the primary breadloser of my household