josie

baby gorgeous

[josie @josieeaugustine]

how do you people consume protein milk I feel like I am going to YACK!!!! every time

[josie @josieeaugustine]

Terry Pegula you raggedy ass bitch

[josie @josieeaugustine]

thinking about my mileyworld boyfriend from 2010. hope ur doing well <3

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

IDGAF what yall saying! I’m vibing! I’m a showgirl baby

[josie @josieeaugustine]

contemplating placement for my buffalo bills ass tattoo

[Jessica Burbank @JessicaLBurbank]

The schedule:

[josie @josieeaugustine]

irving I love you fuck the rest of yall fr

[ace !! @kentdav1sons]

utica union station in the recent severance episode

[josie @josieeaugustine]

something about the mini sheet cakes from trader joe’s. they’re so special. we aren’t talking about them enough.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[josie @josieeaugustine]

i finally binged all of yellowjackets so now i can do my favorite thing in the world. binge watch masterfully made and academy award worthy edits of the show by fifteen year old girls on tiktok

[josie @josieeaugustine]

got to the point where I had my debit card number memorized so time to report it as stolen and get a new card number because the only thing more powerful than my desire to shop is my desire to not have to get up and go get my wallet

[josie @josieeaugustine]

should I get “be good do good go bills” tattooed on my kneecap someone lmk

[josie @josieeaugustine]

sick and twisted

[NFL @NFL]

Patriots have agreed to terms with WR Mack Hollins on a two-year, $8.4 million deal that maxes out at $10.4 million. (via @MikeGarafolo)

[josie @josieeaugustine]

Waking up this morning is reminiscent of when I woke up the morning after Barack announced they’d killed Bin Laden. Electric

[josie @josieeaugustine]

4 “haha” reactions on MY text in the gc. Feeling electric

[josie @josieeaugustine]

and my fucking weed pen is clogged so i might as well end it all

[josie @josieeaugustine]

who would’ve thought i would be in bed sobbing over football. not me!