jóse

I like the smell of tape

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all day long https://t.co/L8px8p6IQ7
#Pandora

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apparently I'm "too needy" and "always cold" and like "boring movies." THANKS A LOT.

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just want to drink hot cocoa and watch gone with the wind but I don't have those things.

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lol working an 8.5 hour day after half sleeping for an hour is a fun thing to do. u shuld try it some time

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just remembered that someone fucked with my phone and deleted my top row of apps last night. what a fucked up joke asshole

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😌😍☺️😘

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lol k

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lol sitting at the bar alone at my old work and they are like laughing at me internally, I can tell.

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text I just sent to a boy: "I just woke up with beer spilled literally all over me. good morning! wanna cuddle?"

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@Vanjay it's like the more annoying he gets the more attractive his face gets.

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"That's a winterjackel" says @NaidaKurtic about a nonexistent bird she just thought up.

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making Brea watch Schindler's List because that's a normal thing to watch on a Thursday.

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my mom just walked into me half sleep-making out with a boy and it was all very weird... for everyone, including the sleeping guy.

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"Baby, it's cold outside" is absolutely about rape. no doubt in my damn mind.

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"Mom, I know you're going to say no, so I'll just look at these toys." lol I've trained her so well.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Happy birthday to a great @VP.

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and now I'm in Hulu hell having to watch it.

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Netflix not having the last season of a show is like heaven saying they have no vacancy.