Josie White

BSN, RN

[Josie White @josmarwhit2]

Laying in bed

No one:

Casey: i can’t wait for deer season

[Josie White @josmarwhit2]

I’m 22

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

yeah sex is great but have you ever gone on zillow

[Josie White @josmarwhit2]

Picture this: I’m one of the final 4 on the bachelor. I bring this man home to meet jeff white. He rolls up in dress clothes. Jeff steps out of the skid steer. It’s barn cleaning day. Let’s shovel some shit honey

[Trent @BarstoolTrent]

Victoria is either a paid actress or the most delusional person on god's green earth. #TheBachelor

[Chicks in the Office @ChicksInTheOff]

The cameraman filming Victoria completely losing her mind and yelling compliments about herself #TheBachelor

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

every monday for 2 hours I have my lil glass of wine and my lil reality dating show and I turn my brain off and just think about matt james and it’s more effective than meditation

[Josie White @josmarwhit2]

According to WebMD I have 6 weeks to live and i bought sugar free popsicles today...the absolute disrespect for the time i have left

[Josie White @josmarwhit2]

@Liv__mw Leave Timmy alone! He’s a classy man

[Josie White @josmarwhit2]

My body could really be snatched if i didn’t eat so much cheese and bread

[Josie White @josmarwhit2]

@Starbucks this is my 3/4 12 hour shift in a row, this is no time to be giving me hot chocolate instead of a hot mocha w/ espresso! Dangerous game to play fam

[Josie White @josmarwhit2]

Trying to figure out your next move can be so discouraging

[My Drunk Story @TheDrunkStory]

No wonder the construction job was taking so long...

[Josie White @josmarwhit2]

Gonna teach my kids to leave wine out for santa

[Josie White @josmarwhit2]

My biggest struggle when i go back to adult care is by far going to be accidentally calling grown ass people buddy, baby, babe, girlie....

[Josie White @josmarwhit2]

If I’m being honest I just want someone to sing duets with and be my backup vocals while I’m poppin off on road trips

[Josie White @josmarwhit2]

I’ve lived in Cincinnati for 5 years now and Skyline still really confuses me

[Josie White @josmarwhit2]

It’s such a blessing to be working nights on the same day as the bath and body works 3-wick candle sale

[Josie White @josmarwhit2]

Dad is out here explaining where to hunt at saying “go north 100 yds and then turn at the big elm tree” I’m sorry who do you think i am, Lewis and Clark?

[Josie White @josmarwhit2]

No one is as sneaky as Jeff White sending me links on how i can make more money if i move home

[Josie White @josmarwhit2]

Goal for 2021: stop asking my leggings to work so hard