Jo Sparks

[Lo @SportsOnTheLo]

I need to lay eyes on that gate at the airport before I do anything else.

[Jo Sparks @JoSparksSF]

@bennash Vacuum for sure.

[Jo Sparks @JoSparksSF]

@PyramidHead76 They say shipping from all the online ordering is “killing the planet” but they don’t actually sell anything I want in stores ever so.. 🤷‍♀️

[Jo Sparks @JoSparksSF]

If you needed a shirt or a pair of pants you would just go to the mall, and you’d have plenty of stores with plenty of variety. Now you go to the mall and the item you’re looking for is an online exclusive, all stores stock the exact same things, and no one wants to help you.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Millennials, what was considered completely NORMAL in 2005 that would be absolutely unhinged today?

[Jen. @msjenNjuicee]

Saying my number twice when I leave a voicemail

[mara’s body is a wonderland (derogatory) @trauma_kitty]

Companies used to make the same product for years at a time. Like, if there was a t shirt/cami/sock/underwear/etc. style you liked, you could go back and buy the same exact style five years later. Now everything is different every six fucking months

[5 nights at the Ryugyong Hotel @postponed_07]

that big purchases on laptop thing is real

[Jo Sparks @JoSparksSF]

Space but make it fashion (Kennedy Space Center tour was very cool, humans are so small next to rockets)

[Jo Sparks @JoSparksSF]

Order 3 cocktails at a corporate event and no one bats an eye, order a glass of milk and OJ at the bar and your coworkers will imply you’re inconveniencing the bartender and say things to you like “enjoy your peculiarities”

[Fav @favwontmiss]

I am a Times New Roman 12pt Millennial. I will not be elaborating further.

[Jo Sparks @JoSparksSF]

@joesparks You should redo it but with Optimus 😂

[Jo Sparks @JoSparksSF]

@joesparks This whole thing 👏👏👏

[Jo Sparks @JoSparksSF]

@kvickart 😂😂 that’s funny

[Jo Sparks @JoSparksSF]

@LadyNimby Good Culture and Nancy’s are the only ones who don’t use gross gums. That’s why they’re better!

[Jo Sparks @JoSparksSF]

Hot take, 25 is not that young and definitely not cradle robbing 🙄

[Josh Barzon @JoshuaBarzon]

Utah be robbing be cradle.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Sorry, I can’t go. It gets dark by 5 p.m., and I have astigmatism.

[Nika Solé @withlovesole]

The gentleman who put his crystals next to his chess boards at chess club last night won every single game he played. Lesson in there.

[Jo Sparks @JoSparksSF]

@favwontmiss OMG @joesparks and I joke all the time about how they must have focus groups for the chimes and jingles and how annoying they are. What happened to just a good old fashioned beep? Our dryer plays like a whole song when it’s finished 🙄