Joss

i hate it here

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

On day 8 of our Administration, @GovKathyHochul and I announced the beginning of universal childcare in NYC.  No longer will New Yorkers be forced to choose between starting a family and continuing to live in the city they love. This only happened because of you.

[Joss @joss5sos]

@Michael5SOS Nosebleed obviously

[Jenni @hashjenni]

"haven't seen you in a while, what u been up to?"

me:

[Joss @joss5sos]

@moodsw1ngsluke Outer space carry on is genuinely the best song, specifically the royal Albert hall one

[Joss @joss5sos]

@Michael5SOS Bruh I'm 3000 miles away and my friend's getting married that day why do you hate me??

[ieva @mourninglambs]

So excited to go to bed and have the worst sleep of my life and wake up exhausted and aching

[Joss @joss5sos]

Yayyyyyy I'm no longer an uneven number!!!

[alfie @alfienxo]

I hate how l am a "I have an appointment at 4pm so I can't do anything all day" type of person

[Joss @joss5sos]

@esjesjesj You're forgetting about the other one too

[Joss @joss5sos]

Vegas!!!!!!!!

[Joss @joss5sos]

@AkaPaulHoward Tariffs are shit and I'm very against them HOWEVER as an American cheese monger who sells both European and American cheeses, we will be fine, we have PLENTY of amazing options (I will miss gruyere and St Angel though I'll give you that)

[Joss @joss5sos]

@Michael5SOS Bro $80?????? 😭

[Joss @joss5sos]

@SpiderManMovie HUH?!?

[Joss @joss5sos]

My dog has liver cancer I'm going to kms I think

[L 🇨🇦 @Ann_Hedonia1]

Them: just listen to your body

My body: go back to bed and don’t ever get out

[Joss @joss5sos]

@PopBase @5SOS @Calum5SOS @Michael5SOS @Ashton5SOS Ouch

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

i personally believe we should beat the shit out of nazis any time they try and come out in the public, like, to death even