There's no way to ask this without sounding a bit antisemitic but do orthodox Jews think their god is stupid or something? Do they not fear judgement for attempting to circumvent the rules of god with loopholes? This is a genuine question btw
“Sir -46 percent is already a historical low! But I think if we just play our cards right we mi-“
“Kill the endangered ponies."
"W-what?"
"Ban social media for everyone under 16."
"B-but sir!"
"Abolish life sentences for murderers and give all of them lighter sentences."
“S-sir… you cannot possibly go any lower! Please stop.”
“Legalize incest.”
“SIR!”
“I quit.”
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