average man is NOT like this you males get cheated on once in middle school and spend the rest of your lives terrorizing everyone you know you go through a minor inconvenience and commit psychological warfare on women you are NOT peter parker you will NEVER be peter parker
they put this motherfucker in a croptop and bedazzled pants that say "juicy" on the back. they gave peter parker his undeniable fruitiness back #spidergay#imfreakyforthepetey