Robert Laidler

Wrote a few puns. Co-Author of "Jockney Rhyming Slang" (Available on Amazon). My heart belongs to Scotland.

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@MrHawkeyeBrown Beautiful

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@MrHawkeyeBrown Why the British public lap this kind of shite up is beyond comprehension. I’d throw Lewis Crapaldi into this world too, the moaning torn faced Adele of Scotland.

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Great new books …. Food & Computing By Terry Bites #JossOfAlva #ConanTheLibrarian

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In a bid to improve my enthusiasm in the work place, I agreed to take part in a new organic colonic irrigation technique… before I knew it someone had put a rocket up my arse! #SaladDaze #GreenManOnALeashie #JossOfAlva

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A Rough Guide to Smoothies. #PulpFriction #JossOfAlva

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Good books:
Stone Age Britain by Neal Anderthal #CaveDwelling #JossOfAlva

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Good Books series continued:
The Main Moral Principles of East End Londoners By F Hicks #TheQueensEnglish #JossOfAlva #SortItRightOut

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@sharonvanetten Loving the new album, can’t wait to see some of the songs live in Glasgow. A midsummer night’s gig to treasure!

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Scotland’s forgotten sons: The Laddie Boys of Banknock, legendary cabaret act at the Edinburgh Festival.
#VillagePeopleLive #JossOfAlva #BigInJapan

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Scotland’s forgotten sons:
Harris Pilton, Edinburgh’s greatest socialite and champion of tweed.
#WhoAreYou #Tweed #JossOfAlva

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Food fights: A war of nutrition.
#JossOfAlva

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I was recently speaking with my close friend and orchestra leader Simon. Sadly he has just lost his job with the London Philharmonic. Sacked for gross misconduct. #BatonRouge #SymphonySadness #JossOfAlva

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The most effective part of yo-yo dieting is walking the dog.
#ParkLife #JossOfAlva #StringTide

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Heard in the office…
“After tossing me off for four weeks, the Business Team finally reviewed and approved my Entry Criteria” #OfficeHeid #JossOfAlva

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Overheard on the bus. “You never know Jessie, may be one day they’ll find a cure for Panacea.” #JossOfAlva #CureAll

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Great Books:
Intimidate a Society Virgin
by Deb U Taunt #JossOfAlva

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Phnom Penh… Cambodian for pen name.
#Pseudonymphology #JossofAlva

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Was the first ever Tweet, The Birdie Song?
#AuntieSocialMedia #JossOfAlva #WhaursTheBurds

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At Drama School we only ever had an acting Head Master. #StageFrightNight #JossOfAlva

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Heard it in the office… “Thanks for pulling the hat out of the bag on this one.”
#OfficeHeid #JossOfAlva