Jacob E. Osterhout

Writer. Former newspaper hack and over-the-hill sports reporter. Hates beets. Loves beats. Never uses umbrellas. Recovering momma's boy.

[Jacob E. Osterhout @josterhout]

Planning my upcoming trip to San Francisco - staying at Park Central Hotel. Enjoy a special rate on me: https://t.co/TgLuFUnIYx

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Now usually I don't do this but go ahead and break them off with a little preview of the remix. https://t.co/Ph4Abde5C0

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Same same but different. https://t.co/8ma5bycN8x

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Just two dope boys in a Cadillac. https://t.co/jBpy4sv5E1

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Hey @DollarCars a 1.5 hour wait at ORD?!? Not a good way to start off the weekend. 😞

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On assignment in Chiraq. #jackcutiebean https://t.co/RPwJLwy4yg

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Not sure who is more unimpressed with the Eileen Fisher selection at Macy's. https://t.co/Lb2b10TPgR

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House music in the park < eating fist https://t.co/grUsdEKEGZ

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Tough night to be a DC sports fan. Go Skins?

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Uncle Mike's spicy spam can't be beat. https://t.co/jj1wrKUzeE

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Jack's first pug. https://t.co/26p6b1pu2A

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Having witnessed the LA riots first hand I know this is not the solution. Baltimore Stop the Violence!

[Jacob E. Osterhout @josterhout]

Au revoir @aucheval - that was a tasty burger. https://t.co/Pe2gKSxrN6

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They killed Kid Killa @brandonexplores but they can't kill lunch! https://t.co/4KkX2ZqbmK

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Never seen someone so jazzed about rooftop photography as @brandonexplores https://t.co/ZaXr4GMsZF

[Jacob E. Osterhout @josterhout]

.@dartmouth Over? Did you say over? Nothing is over until we say it is. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

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Live free or go to Dartmouth. Sad that Jack will never board the houseboat. #sihbitdis https://t.co/rbt7fODQ0o

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Breakfast of champions, at lunch. Might regret this. Probably not. https://t.co/cnMrJsqjY3

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It ain't easy reppin' Weezy. https://t.co/63BRYMxV2o

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Chicago skyline in the shades https://t.co/RI3XEGegpr