Jolene Christensen

just a girl who loves Jesus, doing my best to follow Him.

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#lifegoals to never be on Live PD https://t.co/5frQQFLo1b

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Living the life in a castle https://t.co/Co8KTA5wbL

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New Beginnings, Unfolding Stories https://t.co/h3LtcI8NoA

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Hour 6 #takeyourchildtoworkday and this kids is how you use some earned comp time... lets go home before I wring your necks.

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Hour 5.99 #takeyourchildtoworkday Oh my gravy. This is has been the least productive day I have EVER known. Stop mocking me. I need a nap.

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Hour 5.9 #takeyourchildtoworkday No, the sound system does not belong to you. How many did you eat? I had them counted to an exact number!

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@lizkatcaul I'm glad my pain can help someone today.

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Hour 5 #takeyourchildtoworkday go do something somewhere else. I have to actually do SOME work today. Just don't light anything on fire!

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Hour 4.5 #takeyourchildtoworkday DESSERT? I just dropped $50 at OG. Lick the insides of the cupholders where you leave your surgary drinks.

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Hour 3 #takeyourchildtoworkday I will feed you both even though it's only 11am. Where do you want to go? Nevermind. You're going to love it.

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Hour 2.75 of #takeyourchildtoworkday Stop reading over my shoulder! Stop asking questions. Stop mocking me. I'm your mother!

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Hour 2.5 of #takeyourchildtoworkday No, only youth pastors sit around watching youtube videos while they are "working".

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Hour 2.5 of #takeyourchildtoworkday Do we really have to do stuff? I just want to watch youtube videos.

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Hour two of #takeyourchildtoworkday I'm hungry. When is lunch? Can we go to xyz? No! I want to go to abc? Stop Fighting we are at work!

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Hour one of #takeyourchildtoworkday Can I eat that chocolate? Can we go to Panera? What's the staff's WIFI password?

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Why did I agree for two kids to accompany me to #takeyourchildtoworkday ? #pastorproblems

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@JonnyAums That's fair based on my few & far between talks. But don't tell me you don't always have music going on in your head!

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Am I the only one who creates a soundtrack for every message I write? #teachingtimeisworshiptime

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Wow! Looked this guy up after FB video. He has a good word leaders. Take note. https://t.co/dMCDIi8BDc via @TEDTalks @wcagls

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@sethbartell profile much?