Jason Laing

Family man,nufc season ticket holder and car fan

[Jason Laing @jostoonarmy]

Not for anything other than realising an amazing woman

[Jason Laing @jostoonarmy]

@NUFC Not happy

[Jason Laing @jostoonarmy]

I’ve Voted for the Best! https://t.co/MMztGOCct4

[Jason Laing @jostoonarmy]

@alanshearer second goal for @BCFC on BBC "oh my goodness" off camera..fuck me what a hit !!

[Jason Laing @jostoonarmy]

@LandoNorris quality team work @McLarenF1

[Jason Laing @jostoonarmy]

Just about to rant about the same issue, put @NOWTV on at 9.30 as televised and already at Q2, every week is a joke @SkySportsF1 😡😡😡😡

[tweeting @dougmorton]

The Sky F1 TV schedule means absolutely nothing at all which makes life challenging when you’ve planned your day around it. @SkySportsF1 😡 😤

What makes it worse is the lack of available live replay/ instant availability to catch up content on NOW.

WHICH IM PAYING FOR.

[Jason Laing @jostoonarmy]

Six key takeaways from Rishi Sunak and Keir Starmer's final TV debate before the election
If Rishi couldn't afford Sky TV, he's definitely not getting six takeaways.

[Jason Laing @jostoonarmy]

@ChloeLaing3 what have I just watched 🤣🥰

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

That trap on the finger was personal

[Jason Laing @jostoonarmy]

That's quality, well done 🤣

[Gav 🖤🤍7️⃣ @Gavin_413]

"How bad is it?"

"I'm so sorry to tell you this Kylian, but it's Steve Bruce bad"

[Jason Laing @jostoonarmy]

@GaryLineker watching the GER v HUN game on the red button in HDR, super impressed, grass is so much greener, you guys have amazing tans, but someone needs to get a roofer in and fix that guttering 🤣

[Jason Laing @jostoonarmy]

Its about time @GOVUK stepped in and sorted out public transport, train cancelled again last minute and next available bus cancelled as well, work hard all week and try to relax and spend hard earned money on a weekend and still need to use the car. God help global warming.

[Jason Laing @jostoonarmy]

Ritchie drives an HGV, da da da da dah dah dah, he can pick up you and me da da da dah dah dah, Ritchie staying ten more years da da da dah dah dah, he can pick up tables and chairs, da da dah dah dah dah 🤣

[Jason Laing @jostoonarmy]

I LOVE STUPID 🤣

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

Just guys being dudes

[Jason Laing @jostoonarmy]

Quality @ChloeLaing3

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

Bruno Guimaraes wanted to hug the Newcastle fans when he scored...

But then he remembered he's on nine yellow cards 😂

[Jason Laing @jostoonarmy]

@ChloeLaing3 MINT 🤣🤣🤣

[Murph @NUFCMurph]

Joe Willock by the time he finally returns from his injury #nufc

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

"He is Newcastle's record goalscorer. He is the local hero."

On this day in 2006, @alanshearer became our all-time leading goalscorer! 🙌

[Jason Laing @jostoonarmy]

Defo you @ChloeLaing3 🤪

[Alastair Reviews @AlastairReviews]

Me trying to get my trainer on without undoing the laces
https://t.co/sddegZS9by

[Matt Le Tissier ✝️ @mattletiss7]

Someone posted this on Facebook...so true!

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.

Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
It's time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Airline surcharge tax
Airline Fuel Tax
Airport Maintenance Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Cooking Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Goods and Services Tax (GST)
Death Tax
Driving Permit Tax
Environmental Tax (Fee)
Excise Taxes
Income Tax
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Petrol Tax (too much per litre)
Gross Receipts Tax
Health Tax
Heating Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest Tax
Lighting Tax
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Mortgage Tax
Pension Tax
Personal Income Tax
Property Tax
Poverty Tax
Real Estate Tax
Retail Sales Tax
Service Charge Tax
Telephone Tax
Value Added Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Water Tax
Tax (VAT) on Tax.
And Now they want a blooming Carbon Tax!

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world... We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class,a huge manufacturing base, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids.

What in the happened? Could it be the lying parasitic politicians wasting our money?
Oh, and don't forget the relatively new bank charges....
And we all know what we think of Bankers.

I hope this goes around the UK at least 1,000,000,000 times!!!

YOU can help it get there!

[Jason Laing @jostoonarmy]

@ChloeLaing3 , sounds like Chloe slow Down 🤣

[Scottish Banter @1scottishbanter]

His life flashed before his eyes 😂

[Jason Laing @jostoonarmy]

@Joey7Barton Ahh memories 🤣🤣

[Swearing Sports News @SwearingSport]

Why is he pretending he’s got a fucking German accent already 🤣🤯