josephine 🐉

[BIG COMRADE @earringdealer1]

i always wonder when everybody became so well-versed in astrology without me. I feel like I missed the bus or sumn. I be seeing people on my tl like “the only thing worse than a Pisces fire fighter is a Capricorn police officer” omg what do that mean ???

[Louise! @themouseyouknow]

Japanese mascots getting stuck, a thread:

[N @Naeyummie]

Mentally I’m here

[tracy clayton jr the 3rd @brokeymcpoverty]

black people riot when their anger over being murdered and oppressed reaches a boiling point.

here are some fun reasons why white people have rioted:

[Brother Nature @BrotherNature]

Rescuing a giraffe from a snare trap!

[jewell @itsribaby]

Rihanna pregnant... I have no choice but to get pregnant too

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

🙏🏾♥️

[her name is cyn 🌷 @cynfinite]

The choices she made to elevate these basic lines were just... man.

For the love of God, I want this woman booked and busy.

[Meech @DemetriusHarmon]

this is officially a fanpage of my little brother

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Be happy. It really annoys negative people.

[Meech @DemetriusHarmon]

i look so fucking (and i cannot stress this enough) good

[Carliss Chatman @carlissc]

If a fetus is a person at 6 weeks pregnant, is that when the child support starts? Is that also when you can’t deport the mother because she’s carrying a US citizen? Can I insure a 6 week fetus and collect if I miscarry? Just figuring if we’re going here we should go all in.

[MEL🎀 @trapmoneymelly]

Such a simple and elegant flex 😭

[Nikita Dragun @NikitaDragun]

aquarius ain’t for everybody, and by everybody i mean we ain’t for the weak

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

I tried to play this using a nicki minaj verse..