João Figs

Orgulhoso possuidor de uma rara dupla Licenciatura em Direito e Anitta

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

the job of uk prime minister being the irl equivalent of the defence against the dark arts teacher

[Dashy™️🦥 @Dashytwo]

Americans after they find out that a group of fish is called “school”

[Iran In Hyderabad @IraninHyderabad]

Greenland is not a 13 year old gir.

[S @even_steven8tht]

It really is impressive how Germany manages to be on the wrong side of history every single time

[Diogo @DiogoGTB]

Se isto acontecesse num país de esquerda a IL estaria a fazer 38 mil tweets por dia

[Overheard on Wall Street @OHWallStreet]

*unmutes* “nothing from my end thanks”

[Carlos Guedes @Carlos_Guedes]

Quis descrever a Climáximo, acabou a descrever a IL.

[💀DeathMetalViking💀 @DeathMetalV]

Hating Nazi's is like the best thing to teach a kid.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Surprise, surprise: Israeli Minister of Defence going after a kid.

[lala @lalasoftt]

Bald eagles dying from lead poisoning after eating bullets is the most American thing I’ve heard in my life.

[TheTrooper97 🇩🇪🇪🇺 | 🇩🇪² @TheTrooper971]

Actually insane to put a sign on a store that says "I'm only paying my servers 2.13$ per hour" (less than 2€) and Americans think it's normal. XD

[Pinglyadya @pinglyadya]

Hehe, I wonder how big the- GOOD LORD

[misto @mistowho]

Call me a bicycle cuz I’m two tired

[Tyler Black, MD @tylerblack32]

Ah yes, this is the simplest solution to the American school shooting problem.

[Barbarola @Barbarola2]

parem de chamar tasca a restaurantes com bifes a 27€

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

we've noticed and i'm glad he's getting help

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

what if we kissed under the mistletoaster

[Why bunnies are better than humans @why_bun]

I wish I had him as my boss. Would never miss a day of work.

[Nick Cruse 🥋 @SocialistMMA]

Imagine the headlines if this was happening in Iran, Russia, or China

[Lissa♥️♥️ @lizzkelly7]

The fake urgency created in corporate life for absolutely no reason is one of the worst things humans have invented.