Jasper Holton

[Jasper Holton @jothanielbrindy]

i want dean blunt to read me a bedtime story

[Jasper Holton @jothanielbrindy]

god forbitch

[Jasper Holton @jothanielbrindy]

GUYS DO NOT LOOK UP PORN

[Jasper Holton @jothanielbrindy]

i wonder what porn is

[Jasper Holton @jothanielbrindy]

pooti

[Jasper Holton @jothanielbrindy]

god forbid a bitch be dirty in the hands

[Jasper Holton @jothanielbrindy]

you listen to cigarettes after sex? i prefer hitting a geekbar after jorking your shit for 72 hours

[Jasper Holton @jothanielbrindy]

@zombasaurusrex sethrating: 5/10 ive seen better tweets

[Jasper Holton @jothanielbrindy]

frogs during 9/11: they hit the second fucking uhhhh terrarium!!!!!

[Jasper Holton @jothanielbrindy]

how the fuck does vinyl work

[Jasper Holton @jothanielbrindy]

i love kissing men

[Jasper Holton @jothanielbrindy]

“who got shrooms” idk the ground 😂😂

[Jasper Holton @jothanielbrindy]

im in the khole eating balloon knot

[Jasper Holton @jothanielbrindy]

my five year plan is that im gonna kill myself in five years

[Jasper Holton @jothanielbrindy]

i am NOT happy

[Jasper Holton @jothanielbrindy]

baby turtles with menopause

[Jasper Holton @jothanielbrindy]

gotta go pants some djs

[Jasper Holton @jothanielbrindy]

burger near me

[Jasper Holton @jothanielbrindy]

@jcubhilton guys its staged thats cherdlys

[Jasper Holton @jothanielbrindy]

beer drinkers make better lovers