Jo

laughing my way through life. “she’s cute but kinda weird”

[Jo @jothecosmo]

I’m an easy going girl but don’t think for a second I’m gonna let you disrespect me

[Jo @jothecosmo]

I literally cannot stand when people stand around and complain about things with no intention of trying to change the situation. Be the change or at least try to do SOMETHING

[Jo @jothecosmo]

I haven’t been to the gym consistently in like a year and Sam and I have been going again and I literally cannot walk straight my legs are in so much pain lol

[Jo @jothecosmo]

Teaching Sam how to “gleek” bc he didn’t go to Willow Creek Middle School

[Jo @jothecosmo]

*Oh a message*
*Oh my mom just sending me Tik Toks again”

[Jo @jothecosmo]

One of clients from my old shop drove an hour to come to see me yesterday and I can’t tell you how excited I was to see him :,)

[Jo @jothecosmo]

I get sad coming back to Indiana but then I get sad leaving too so what the heck

[Jo @jothecosmo]

If you drive a Toyota Camry you can’t drive

[Jo @jothecosmo]

I’m pretty sure every time I tell Sam I’m going shopping something instead him dies

[Jo @jothecosmo]

People are annoying lol

[Jo @jothecosmo]

My job isn’t even doing my job.
It’s picking up after everyone else that can’t seem to do theirs

[Jo @jothecosmo]

@__kaileymarie NO JOKE. Brenda brought her dog in and just kept it in the back. IVE LOST ALL HOPE FOR THIS PLACE

[Jo @jothecosmo]

My coworker brought her dog to work and it’s just been whining in the break room for hours and I cannot wait to leave this place. I cannot with these girls anymore

[Jo @jothecosmo]

I have more empty water bottles in my car than I do brain cells

[Jo @jothecosmo]

HONEYMOON BOOKED 🙌🏻

[Jo @jothecosmo]

Me: I haven’t even eaten that much
Also me: yo my pants have unzipped themselves three times

[Jo @jothecosmo]

@ruth_bginsberg’s selfie captions make a lot more sense now that I’ve finally listened to T Swifts new album

[Jo @jothecosmo]

I can’t wait to just be on a beach somewhere with my man. I need a vacation ASAP

[Jo @jothecosmo]

Sam got a salad at Cracker Barrel and I got my meal and 4 sides

[Jo @jothecosmo]

Today was absolutely disgusting. I’m in awe of the stupidity and privilege people have. God, help us to learn to love and value each other

[Jo @jothecosmo]

5 months till I get to marry my person 🥺🥰